Site: www.backalleyhookers.com Cost: $4.87/3 days, $19.92/30 day trial, $48.73/month thereafter Genres:: Reality Sex, Amateurs, Gonzo Condoms: No One-line summary: Sexy reality site has men cruising for ladies of the night. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Sometimes, you want romance, candlelight, long slow lovemaking and soft words whispered in your ear.

And sometimes, you just want a hooker to suck you off in your car. There is a delicious fantasy and mystique associated with ladies of the night, and BackAlleyHookers.com capitalizes on it. The front page is a portal site to countless feeds of all porn stripes, but the chief draw here is the BackAlleyHookers video feed, which, I am pleased to report, works beautifully in Windows Media player. You can stream short (1-2 minutes) clips one by one, or stream the entire episode at once on your high-speed modem. Sadly, you cannot download the clips, but they stream pleasingly enough and without too many hiccups.

The basic scenario here? Well, it’s a reality site, of course, in which guys drive around in their car and pick up “hookers,” then bring them home and fuck them silly, complete with the usual facial. The camera work is nice and raw, the chemistry between the performers fun and light-hearted, and the sounds and expressions from “Kiki,” the latest update, are very nice indeed. (When we’re waiting for Pepe to come on her face, Kiki starts whispering, “Yeah, just like that,” and smiling up at him like a little angel. It got my heart a-thumpin’.)

Rita, the subject of the second episode I watched, is really convincing in her demeanor and desire to negotiate straight-up and right away (“Why don’t you give me a blowjob?” says the driver. “How ‘bout you let me hold your watch or something?” she says.) She also shows a great deal of enthusiasm for her work – in a theatrical way that befits her supposed profession. She rushes them along, continually mentions money, sells herself high and doesn’t take any bullshit. All business, is our Rita, and her time-is-money attitude makes the whole transaction believable and hot.

Then of course there’s the dialogue from the guys while one of them fucks her and the other films: “You’ll suck anybody’s cock, won’t you, huh, you dirty little hooker?” I hate to admit it, but, um, yummy. It’s nasty, you can tell she likes it, and it’s all in good fun. And by the time they’ve hit the bedroom and we get some of the shots in the full-length mirror next to the bed (very artsy, guys), she’s changed her tune: “Oo, I like being fucked in front of a camera! I’m fucking you next, camera boy!”

Add to yummy Kiki and Rita all of the girls’ seemingly universal excellent cocksucking abilities, beautiful asses, propensity for crying out – in a fake way, but not in a fake pornstar way, if that makes sense – and general nastiness, and you’ve got a winner of a site.

Of course there are all kinds of other feeds available here; it’s a portal site with a few more nods at the hooker theme and countless videos and photos of other varieties. But the title feed is the main attraction, and at less than $20 for a trial membership, it’s worth checking out. But watch out for the rebilling – after a month, they jack it up to almost $50 a month. 30 days is plenty of time to check out the still limited number of episodes available.