Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 From the man who brought us such cocked and load-bearing fare as Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan’s acclaimed DVD series AssFixation.com brings plenty of unclenched and willing asses to the masses. As a simple photo/video soirée, the five pages here are plugged with plenty of popular porn starlets taking deep anal dickings and a few other items that appear to fit comfortably up their roomy, dilated rectums. Of course it’s not just all about the backdoor pass; there’s plenty of fancy ball dribbling, the ole’ dick ‘n roll and enough in-and-outs to make you find yourself suddenly doing the wave.
 Each set contains your typical mix of blurry and semi-clear screen caps as a way of satisfying pic collectors and preserving the action for posterity, but really only serve a as a pre-game warm-up to the videos that are the thing likely putting asses in the seats here. Ranging in length from 20-60 minutes, famous faces include: Belladonna (who’s more or less become the Where’s Waldo of sex sites), Gauge, Aurora Snow, Jewel De’Nyle, Jade Marcela, Katja Kassin, Vanessa Blue, Gia Paloma and legendary Tiffany Mynx, bring their “A” game to the show, while humping and pumping before the clock winds down or you need to stroke it into overtime.
 Between multiple buggering sessions that involve a suitcase full of butt plugs that look like the girl has magically grown a horse’s tail, ping pong ball-sized beaded dildos and the thick-as-steel sabers of swordsmen the likes of: Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Erik Everhard and Jules himself, each scene is a fun-filled, multi-faceted fuckfest. Besides alliterated ass-mastering, multiple DP sessions move seamlessly into frothy facials, and we’re even introduced to what will likely become a new cocktail house favorite known as a “semen shooter.” Each scene is divided into clips that stream well enough in QuickTime/Windows Media and IPod format in two different speeds.
 As part of what pans out to be even longer than a double header, members are granted access to multi-niche PremiumPass.com. Here, Jenna Haze, Jill Kelly and Alexis Amore, go for the gold alongside big-tittied amateurs, huge cocks, lesbians, threeways, teens, creampies and other genre favs. With appearances by Sunrise Adams, Silvia Saint, Nicole Sheridan, Tabitha Stevens and Britney Skye, this star-studded bonus’s only flaw is the fact that a lot of the clips from these video-focused pages overlap and reappear on each other, making them repetitive and disappointing; especially if you cancel the day’s plans at first glance. Other than this lack of material/sheer laziness, AssFixation.com and it’s buttload of sex-celebrity extras, is a nice push in the tush.
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