Reviewed by Christian Wright
AssFillers.com is like the one FM station that shows up in the middle of the night on a cross-country drive through the desert that gives you hope, or at least a little synaptic bump, to push on to the next cup of coffee . That is until you realize that there’s no DJ in there, that there’s no one even in the station, and that the music and the voices that you’re hearing are on a loop and that you are, in fact, as alone as you feel. The homepage is really busy, busy, busy (“Oh, hairdresser on fire!”), but the bright lights, shiny colors, banners, and frames are all just smoke and mirrors that attempt to hide the fact that the content on AssFillers.com is so much gay Muzak piped in from elsewhere.
Along the left-hand side of the screen are two boxes for a Featured Video and for Featured Pics, both of which redirect to Au Naturale and Twink Addicktion, respectively. The boxes on the right-hand side of the screen encourage users to demo HisFirstGayExperience.com and HeLikesItBig.com, sites that are themselves nearly indistinguishable from each another. The middle of the page is a large frame full of links to Boys Toys, Hard & Raw, Au Naturale (again!), and Roman BathHouse. The last of these is powered by Webmaster Central (WCTV), as are several of the other feeds on AssFillers.com, and the navigation of these sites is a bit clumsy.
Available clips are offered along the left navigation bar for various connection speeds with the selected clips playing in an internal window in the larger adjacent frame. To advance through the clips on offer, users must click through pages of content in the aforementioned narrow skyscraper frame. Newer content is clustered together under the “News & Updates” tab, but most of this is provided by the “Elite” franchise (as in Big Cock Elite, Oral Elite, Twinks Elite, Muscle Elite, Mature Elite, Latin Elite, Interracial Elite, Bi-Sexual Elite, and Asian Elite) with BoyzFoto.com, CitiBoyzTheater, and the Gay Movie of the Week thrown in to throw members off of the repetitive trail. Navigation, in general, is odd on many of the third-party sites with drop-down menus functioning like virtual speed bumps at every turn and plug-in warnings and pop-up ads jumping out on to the center of the screen like deer at dusk on a desolate back road.
Ass Fillers offers access to Flirt4Free and Stroke 4 U. The “Shop” tab opens a new window for MiamiStudios.com, where customers can purchase twink and military-themed twink full-length movies on VHS and DVD. The “Dating” tab opens a new window onto DudesNude.com where registered members can browse profiles, photos, and slideshows of men of all shapes and sizes. This may be the most compelling feature/feed associated with AssFillers.com as search criteria, like “Dude Next Door,” “Bear,” and “SexPig,” can be used to return a fetish-filled set of profiles and visuals. The men who strike your fancy, however, might not be local and that sort of sums up the problems with AssFillers.com (or AssStuffed.biz after the URL redirects) as the content seems just a bit, well, distant and automated.
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