Site: www.assesfordays.com Cost: 3-day trial: $7.95, 30 days: $24.95, 90 days: $49.90 Genres:: Anal, Blowjobs, Compilation, Cumshots, Double Penetration, Group Sex, Menage a trois, Porn-star, Young Women Condoms: No One-line summary: Push in a stool and assess the anally aimed excitement pinched out in this video collection. Reviewer: Scott Axelrod

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Have you found yourself slowly becoming one of those adult content consumers who consider themselves class-A anal when it comes to any and everything having to with anal in all its forms? Well, sidle up and push in a stool, because those dirty birds over at Diabolic Digital are back to back your ass up with another DVD-stuffed entrée starring gals with more puckered starfish than a Jacque Cousteau special.

AssesForDays.com itself might only take you a few strokes of your cock and the clock to explore from bottom to bottom, but it’s been piggybacked between five larger sister sites—TheGangBangAuditions.com, SpringChickenTeens.com, IncummingShots.com, CumDownTheHatch.com and 2on1Threesomes.com—in order to make sure that there are enough sphincter flexing and defining moments to help keep you feeling regular. 

In typical (and not overly inventive) fashion, you’ll find the DVD box tops from the “Ass for Days” and “Anal Asspirations” series’ displayed, and all of their female stars listed as links that lead to other scenes they appear in throughout the other sites—even though a number of these didn’t take me anywhere besides an error page. Spread apart into 6 clips, each 20-30 minute scene streams in low, medium and high resolution Real Player with little constipation. Contemporary favorites from the annals and bowels of erotica are present and ass-counted for here, including the cheeky likes of: Dana DeArmond, Harmony, Brooke Haven, Belladonna, Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin and Flower Tucci.

Besides the consistently claustrophobic and blurry matching screen-cap galleries included with each scene, the site as it stands isn’t much to blow the bowl over. If you don’t know exactly who you’re looking at in the thumbnail scene displays, frankly speaking—you’re fucked up the ass without a greased spatula because none of them are labeled.

Sure, there’s plenty of double-fisted dick gagging; combustible cum-drenched cornholing; interracial internal ejaculation-peppered piledriving; toy-to-rectum reamings; and, dual-dicked double penetrations that have many of these girls seeing double. But, haven’t you’ve seen enough of this clichéd content to the point that it’s literally coming out of your ass? Color me cynical, but I guess it’s a good thing that Diabolic didn’t rest on their collective asses in the hopes of hitting one in the hole by selling separate memberships to AssesForDays.com without the backup support of the other sites in their stable. They probably realized that that would have been nothing less than the absolutely asshole thing to do.