Site: www.asiancockfest.com Cost: -day trail, $3.95; 5-day trial, $6.95; monthly membership, $29.97 Genres:: Asian, Gay Condoms: Yes One-line summary: Strictly Asian-on-Asian, man-on-man sex featuring a modest but respectable gallery of slim, beautiful, hot young men Reviewer: S.P. Stiffler

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When it comes to fetish and special interest porn, variety is not the spice of life. Those who pay to access a website featuring specific ethnic types expect to get what they came for - not be confronted with fillers that carry them far from the chosen theme. This is the cardinal sin committed by the somewhat unfocused folks at AsianCockFest.com.

There certainly is plenty of Asian cock to go around. The stiff, brown members on display here are attached to a modest, but respectable gallery of slim, beautiful, young men. Unfortunately, these pups are not particularly imaginative, horny, naughty, verbal or especially engaged by their partner(s).

Relatively easy to navigate, the home page icons appear at the top of the page: Asian Cock Fest Episodes, Featured Videos, Free Bonus Sites, Downloadable MPEGs, Bonus Video Archives, Live Feeds and Bonus Feeds.

The extras and freebies are a real disappointment. Of the thirty-five Featured Video Feeds, only two are Asian-themed ("Asian Elite Gay" and "Gay Asian Vision"). The rest are off-topic sites, like "Cyber Bears" and "Bear Patrol." To each his own, but if I pay money for access to a site about Asian boys, the last thing I want to contemplate is hairy Caucasians. The Free Bonus Sites lacks a true variety of Asian options, but has lots of unwanted filler such as "College Cock Party," "Chocolate Rosebud" and "Gangsta Gays."

The real meat of the site, so to speak, is found in the Asian Cock Fest Episodes section. That’s where you can access photo galleries, streaming videos and downloadable videos. Of the roughly three dozen episodes, most feature couples, though there are a few solos and a threesome or two thrown into the mix.

Each episode offers a teaser photo, along with descriptive text of who and what you’ll get. This is where the site’s poor attention to detail becomes most apparent. A majority of the photos (anywhere from 30-45 per episode) are tight medium shots. They’re too far away to appreciate a facial expression during the moment of penetration, and too close to see all two or three bodies in their full glory. The same goes for the video. Most of the time, the angles and shots don’t give viewers a well-rounded sense of what’s happening.

Fans of erotic prose will be similarly disappointed. Consider this descriptive text for the Change & Billy episode: "When we invited real life couple Billy and Chang to do a flick for us. These two doesn't even need directions on what to do because they really know how to pleasure each other's brown cock.” It’s meant to entice us into the accompanying photo gallery or streaming video clips, but fumbles the mission with clumsy text:

A porn site is the last place one should feel the urge to mimic a high school English teacher. Still, the constant presence of poor grammar, incorrect punctuation and run-on sentences gives the impression that the people who run this Fest of Asian cocks are asleep at the wheel - and not particularly concerned about the condition of the road.

Extra points must be awarded, however, for the text that introduces us to Jo Bon & Sahm Nook: “Just look at those names! Can you even pronounce them? Even they can't, because their mouths are full of each other's cocks right now!” If every Episode on the site had this level of self-awareness and humor, it would stand out from a crowded field of competitors.