Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Have you ever had a crush on that delicate Asian flower seductively circling your menu choices from behind the counter of your local Chinese restaurant, but never had the balls to say anything to her because her smooth porcelain skin, soft-flowing hair, and sparkling Pacific-rimmed eyes intimidated you? Well, AsianandHot.com offers you the opportunity to check out Asian women from afar, while leaving you with plenty of cash for takeout or delivery. This site is not groundbreaking by any means, and ultimately offers no perfect fortune cookie dream-cum-true, or the truly happy ending you may be seeking.
Those of you expecting to find the likes of Kobe Tai, Leanni Lei, or even Asia Carrera are going to be disappointed off the bat as the webmaster explains in his mission statement: "We feature the most beautiful women of the Orient, in a classy presentation. We have gone out of the way to take out any pictures that include the use of sex toys of any kind, and we’ve tried to avoid close-ups of the pubic area."
It’s considered taboo in Asian culture to photograph or film the pubic hair, yet all the models featured in the 186 photo galleries give you your basic bush shot, spreading their legs just wide enough to show a bit o’pink. Each girl’s pic set contains your typical poses, with lingerie, bikinis, towels, parasols, cotton panties, schoolgirl and girl scout uniforms, and even nurse’s scrubs, attempting to fulfill the clichéd fantasy shot before the nakedness. The girls’ countries of origin are unfortunately not listed. For lack of a less perfect comparison, the girls here are a Pu-Pu platter--some are hot appetizers as advertised, some are mildly spicy, and few you might consider bringing home in one of those little white cartons to leave in the back of the refrigerator.
The video gallery contains only 15 streams that feature a handful of the girls getting undressed, while gently masturbating to the pop of the photographer’s flashbulbs. Each clip is approximately three minutes long, and completely silent. A small collection of games includes a variety of puzzles, Memory, and a subdued version of strip poker. Some boringly short attempts at erotic stories, and a large live chat section that costs one dollar a minute to go private with your choice of one of the completely Asian cast of girls, are also offered. The Bonus material features Hustler’s Asian and Hotter series. Streamable in both Windows Media and QuickTime, this large collection of scenes is hardcore, but take a while to get through the stereotyped plotlines to get to the action.
If you have a thing for Asian women, prefer soft to hardcore, and don’t mind a very limited amount of content, membership to AsianandHot.com is reasonably priced. It definitely makes for a decent introduction to women of the Orient while not completely overwhelming your wang.
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