Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
The only thing hell-like about AnalHell.com other than the large glaring pentagram, skulls, barbwire and flames that adorn its front page, is that it’s hella generous with the amount of content it contains. The site itself isn’t ginormous, but it does offer a fair amount of high-res photo galleries and high-definition streaming video clips that should light enough of a fire under your ass for you to stay logged in.
With their sights locked and loaded towards their anal targets, the aggressive, tattooed whack-end warriors stationed here drive their surface-to-ass missiles into the backdoor bunkers of model-looking ladies who display bravery and valor in both the bedroom battlefields and furniture upon which they are fucked. Each of these sexy and succulent female soldiers engages in an efficient style of oral interrogation and a multitude of meat-taking tactics worthy of medals. Twisting and contorting their ways through the photo galleries, each reamed recruit enthusiastically poses while being vigorously plowed or applying her own hand-held artillery in the form of toys, before the sweaty skirmishes culminate in the exploding of ejaculatory ordinances that land in different anatomical areas.
Marching into the video section, you're confronted with a decently stocked platoon of variously sized scenes that continue in the tradition of the pics. Viewable in Windows Media, QuickTime, and High Definition, each scene initiates quickly, playing smoothly with perfect audio - High Definition is the shizznit! The anal action is fast-paced here with no lulls and boring bits, but plenty of close-ups. With briefly stated summaries (“Hillary is a true slut. Taking any cock anyway anywhere she wants. Even cocks just inside her ass. Fuck that slut and spread all over her.”), the ladies appear proud to being doing their duty, as is also evidenced by their salutatory screams of pleasure. The science of the site isn’t as involved as say “The Manhattan Project,” as it tends to charge straightforward in the anal direction without much deviation in its course except for a few crossings of the border up into the vaginal territories, but its mission is accurately accomplished.
As an active participant, members of this elite unit are granted all-access to seven identically blueprinted high-quality allied sites: Teenage Whores, Oriental Orgy, Simple Fucks, Busty Solos, Sex Toy Teens, Lucky Lesbians, and New Solos. Throughout this axis of multi-genre sex-practice presentations, you’ll encounter a wide array of more hot and sexy ladies willing to lay it on the line in the pursuit of filth freedom. Popular pussy patriots like Taryn Thomas and Charlie Lane are just two (that I was able to recognize by sight) of the many sex-loving specimens spreading and hummering their way through this barrage of bonus pages.
Your tours of duty don't even necessarily end here, as you’ll probably want to stick around for the other 75+ daily updated xxx-extras that your hosts have also decided to ration out. A few of these highlights include: Man Hunter, Want Wendy, Celeb Hotel, Super Bush, Circus Penis, Fresh Auditions and Pom Pom Porno. Each of these split off into bonus sites of their own, so I honestly can’t tell you when (if ever) you’re going to return to sex-site-free civilian life again. I guess I’ll leave it up to you. For now though, at Ease men!
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