Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
As a large collection of your everyday exhibitionistic Canuck, AmateurCanada.com allows you to enjoy many of the natural wonders of our neighbors up north without the hassle of those pesky border crossings and the always possible full-body cavity search—and no, I’m not speaking from experience!
Even with a varied-looking selection of ladies getting naked, touching themselves and banging in all of the same styles practiced by our gals here at home, if you didn’t see the name of the site, you wouldn’t really know the difference if you were whacking it to a fellow countrywoman or not. Nevertheless, those with a fetish for foreigners should enjoy this mini vag-cation and all of the photo/video content it serves up a la carte. Divided into the categories of “Exclusives,” “Hotties” and “Sexies,” you’ll uncover hundreds of uncovered ladies’ profiles that conveniently list the multiple thumbnailed photo sets and/or videos she appears in. Interestingly, those with an interest in geography can also track down a model from an interactive map of the Canadian provinces.
Whether it’s a solo striptease, a tonsil-touching, saliva-dripping huffamoose, or a toy-supported masturbation marathon you’re on the hunt for, you’ll have to hike through here on a page-by-page basis until you encounter a sight that causes some high-sticking in your pants. Viewable in resolutions of 1280x960 & 640x480, and as Zip files, there isn’t anything here that completely obliterates the mold of proletarian sex modeling, but each of these amateurs enthusiastically unsheathes her Maple leaf, her volva, her oonie; throws her rack to the frigid wind; and/or, does a right job of mountying up her particular fella’s knob. Each shot is of a varying quality, with some resembling the Polaroids of Hustler’s Beaver Hunt, and others having that slightly more polished and clearer digital look.
Video content can be accessed through a separate link, and can be both streamed and downloaded for Windows Media Player. Many, but not all, of the photo subjects cum and come to life here in over 10 pages of differently sized scenes that are split into clips. Including quick one-line summaries, all of these load very quickly, but vary in clarity depending on whether a commercial camcorder or slightly more professional equipment was used. Another interesting innovation here is that all of these videos can easily be purchased on DVD from a “store” section for between $6-$12 of presumably American money.
Updated consistently and offering bonus access to CameltoeCanada.com, NightClubGirls.com, JustCoeds.com and HandjobTheatre.com, AmateurCanada.com is an excellent example of a patriotic non-pro poon presentation. It also serves as an inspirational symbol of homegrown porn unity, showing us that we’re all naked underneath our clothes regardless of which part of the world we call home.
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