Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 If the porn stars of today aren’t artificial enough for you—what with collagen-injected lips, fake tits, tummy tucks and gluteal implants—there’s always animated sex, also known as hentai. AllSexToons.com delivers on the whole, but not without a misstep here and there. The site has a clean layout and it’s easy to find new and highly rated content right from the start. Membership also gets you access to 43 other sites, of all sorts, but mostly featuring real guys and girls. So, if anime is your craving, stick to AllSexToons. It’s nice to get more for your money, though.
 The thing about animation is that there aren’t any mistakes. Every cock is massive and always hard on command. Every girl has the perfect figure, glistening with sweat and sporting flawless, swaying breasts. Am I complaining? Hell no. It’s just too perfect at times, leaving one with a feeling of detachment. I know I’ll never have sex with a late-teens hottie with green hair and a body like a Barbie doll. Eight times. In one night. Lest she mutate into some kind of monster.
That’s the kind of thing you happen upon here. While the sex is genuinely fun to watch—-dubbing and subtitles can add to or detract from the experience--depending on what you get and what you prefer. It’s not selectable—there is a lot of weird stuff you have to put up with to get to it. You might have to watch a group of she-male cultists perform a ritual sacrifice of a virgin strapped to a pentagram while fucking her with their she-dicks.
 Or, there’s a girl who’ll turn into a monster if she doesn’t have an orgasm RIGHT NOW! And the only one around to help out is her female roommate and a weird ninja guy who reminds me of someone from Dragonball Z or Pokemon. Or, you might end up watching a guy get spectacular head from his step-mom, after which they talk about how she really needs to start having sex with his dad—her husband—instead. Huh?
 If none of this sounds out of the ordinary to you, welcome to your new haven for porn. Videos are downloadable and can be watched any time. The picture galleries range from near stick figures to pretty damn spiffy to outright bizarre, but again, this is pretty much par for the course.
The only significant slip-ups are that some of the videos have really bad resolution, blur, and artifacts, and several could use some serious editing. We’re not given enough to understand the narrative, but there’s still way too much to be able to find the pure pussy plunging with ease. Also, some clips have subtitles while others are dubbed—-usually badly. While not a problem in and of itself, switching back and forth between each clip can be a little annoying.
Still, if you want to see what Southeast Asia watches with breakfast on Saturday mornings, get your ass on over to AllSexToons.com. Just be ready for anything.
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