Site: www.allgaytoons.com Cost: $29.95/month Genres:: Gay, Cartoons, Hentai Condoms: Sometimes One-line summary: A tossed salad of virtual and actual homosexuals doing what they do best. Reviewer: Christian Wright

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You won’t find any of these characters on the Cartoon Network or in the Disney vault!AllGayToons.com features animated serials, cartoons, Flash flicks, and static comics of man-on-man fantasy action (there are a lot of prison scenarios represented here) that is organized in an easily navigable format from its homepage.

An artist named Robert Young has a fair amount of work on AllGayToons.com and he is adept at rendering erotic images in a variety of styles. Several galleries feature work that has a retro 50s aesthetic, a distinct Tom-of-Finland look, and some that could almost be slipped into frames of "The Family Circus." There are also Illustrated Stories, from artists Frank Decatur and Michael Kirwin, which differ from cartoons in that they are mostly text of gangbangs, and accompanied by a single piece of artwork that summarizes the thematic content of the piece with grotesque panels of the main characters in exaggerated poses. AllGayToons.com also has stories without illustrations with titles like, “Jock Fuck,” “Hard Cock of the Law,” and “Librarian with a Dick” that titillate without the aforementioned visuals.

Hot Rod Comics follows “a lovable young gay man who just can’t seem to stay out of trouble” on his weekly “adventures and sexual romps in and out of the bedroom!” Rod is blond and muscular and he sucks cords of cock. The Flash animations showcase very short clips of animated men having animated sex, masturbating, and getting plugged by magic, flying dildos. Some of these have the distinctly creepy feel of that dancing baby who once terrorized the Web with his/her/it’s frenetic, yet inhuman, antics. (These clips would be great to send as e-greetings for birthdays and religious holidays!)

There are 3D galleries, one with still images and the other with animated movies, which follow the sexual lives of blocky men who troll sex clubs in a virtual California in search of the biggest 3D cock that they can find. Some of these cyberstuds, however, end up getting it on with eagles (as in, actual birds with pendulous genitalia) and what look to be reptilian space creatures. (There is a definite sci-fi theme in these galleries.)

AllGayToons.com links to OutPersonals.com where registered members can review photos, profiles, and proclivities of available (or sometimes, not) men in their immediate area. And, if subscribers find themselves craving actual naked flesh, there are still and movie galleries that feature actual men getting their rocks off with other men. (This is definite twink territory here.) If you have more free time, The Erotic Games section is pretty entertaining. Guess where the coins go in the “Slot Machine?”