Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 We live in a world where bigger is better, and dick is certainly no exception if the amount of garbage my spam filter picks up is any indication. Many women will tell you that size doesn't matter, but there's a certain type of gal out there who isn't satisfied with the kind of penetration mortal men can provide. Their needs extend more into the realm of large produce and cooking utensils. The site opens with the option to view the contents in English or German. At first it just seemed like an interesting option, but it turns out the chicks here don't speak a word of English. Oh well, that doesn't change the fact that they need their birth canals stretched to capacity any less than babes in other territories.
 It's mostly a one-apartment setup. Several of the scenes in the videos look identical because they are: one setting, two chicks, anything that'll fit. There's a bit of aimless wandering during some of the shooting, too. Distractions aside, if you skip past the boring stuff, there are some impressive moments of extreme stuffing. The roster that springs to mind off-hand included rolling pins, a vodka bottle, cucumbers, eggs (plastic and real, regular and hard-boiled), multiple sausages, a shower hose, enormous dildos, shampoo and body wash bottles, and a chick taking a strainer, spatula, and a spaghetti serving scooper/spoon…thing up her crotch simultaneously. The cooking theme doesn't stop there, either. One of the hard-boiled eggs crumbles in her vagoo, and the other chick eats it out. In another case, she cracks the eggs in her labia and lets the insides ooze out into a pan, cooked it, and ate it. Both the meal and the view are an acquired taste, that's for sure.
 Videos are available as Windows Media or streaming Flash versions. The WMV can be downloaded whole or in sections, and the Flash version can be streamed practically instantly without buffering to worry about. Resolution is fixed at 640x480 max, and the downloadable versions range from 70MB to 370MB, totaling about 3.5GB between the 16 videos out right now. Photos are a bit more diverse, since there aren't always photos to go with each video, and vice versa. They do all display full-res at 2592x1944, so you can hardly complain about that. It's so big, you'll likely need to copy them into a photo editor and zoom out to see it all at once. No archives, but there aren't enough to really need it. Twenty images per page, and 2-5 pages per gallery hits that sweet spot of "just enough."
 No real bonus sites to speak of, either. The decidedly artsy SilentViews.com is made by the same people apparently, but it's not included in membership here. There are some extra bonus videos on the same site, and links to "special offers," which are basically just $2.95 trials at BoobsXL.com, GigantischeBruestse.com, and Sabrina-Meloni.com. The videos could stand to have a bit more editing, and it may be a disappointment to some that there are really only a couple gals getting crammed to the gills, but if big objects going into small holes is your thing, AllFitsIn.com isn't a bad place to be.
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