Reviewed by Christian Wright
 The URL says it all! AllAustralianBoys.com features sun-drenched surfer boys and their smooth bodies in solo photo galleries and WAV and QuickTime clips featuring man-on-man action formatted for both dial-up and cable connections. For the most part, the models are young, blond, and athletic, but there a few total beefcakes thrown into the mix for a bit of variety. The Web design, the style of photography, and the young men themselves create an almost retro feel to this all-male subscription site.
 The Photo Galleries feature patriotic portraits of individual models shot in front of an over-sized Australian flag with personal information listed to the right of each photo. Jake, for instance, describes himself as follows:
Star Sign: Libra
Age: 18
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 159lbs
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green/Blue
Body Type: Toned
Smooth/Hairy: Smooth
Favorite Sports: AFL [Reviewer's Note: The Australian Football League. Basically, rugby with incredibly built men wearing next to nothing, uniform-wise... Hot!]
Favorite Movie: Gone in 60 Seconds
Favorite TV Show: TheSimpsons
Favorite Music: Metal
Favorite Band/Artist: Metallica
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Destination: Gold Coast
Why?: I like the beach.
Per capita, there seems to be an exponentially higher number of glory holes in Australia than in the U.S., if the video content of AllAustralianBoys.com is any indication. Twinks plaster themselves up against the wall as they are, invariably, serviced by someone much older and (no offense, mates!) much less attractive. Except for an occasional set of clips, most of the video content is solo action of a guy on a couch stroking himself self-consciously in front of another porno somewhere off camera. (Pretty standard twink fare, really, north or south of the equator...)
 The Photo Galleries, oddly, are the most intriguing feature on this site as these Aussies have perfected the come-hither expression in their gorgeous green, blue, and dark-brown eyes! The XXX Pics are appropriately voyeuristic and there are a ton of model movies. The blond boys have a distinctly California-meets-the-Midwest kind of look to them. For a nation of former convicts, Australia has produced some fine young men who are somehow wholesome and exotic at the same time. Essential viewing for any twink fanatic!
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