Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 Reality TV fans, put down that remote and get ready for a new kind of apprentice…The Adult Apprentice! Ron Jeremy has put together a site of 16 episodes in the vein of Donald Trump's runaway hit reality program, but where The Don deals in properties and real estate, The Ron peddles tits and ass. Which one sounds more enticing to you: the boardroom or a gangbang?
 Our lovely contestants aren't given numerous tasks through which to prove their mettle. They get one shot at a cum shot, and if they don't impress the hell out of this long-donged industry vet, they're sent packing (after receiving a good packing, of course)! After a brief interview, it's showtime!
We've got a good array of models here, black and white, plastic and au naturale, blonde and brunette. Also, whatever your preferred mix, you're likely to be covered somewhere, be it girl-guy, girl-girl, or foursomes. Everyone looks good, though some of our would-be apprentices are more convincing than others. One girl claims she's a dirty whore, but says it with all the conviction and believability of a lawyer.
 Each episode can be viewed either via big, clear screen caps, or by going directly to the video shoot, featuring the big guy grilling the girls before their performances. Videos are only available in one size/speed/format, and while it is of perfectly decent quality, it doesn't really take into consideration the bandwidth variances among potential viewers. It takes another knock for being all streaming video, no downloading (except the trailers). So, get yourself a stream-catcher, or be prepared to dig every time you want to see something a second time. Also, while some videos are broken into three nine-minute clips, others are broken into a dozen two-minute clips. Why not do them all the same?
 The site's extras make up for what could be considered somewhat limited content (you'll blow through all 16 episodes pretty fast). There are Java/Flash/Shockwave sex-oriented arcade games to play. Your login grants access to 20 other sites with names like Anal Sex Lessons, Big Tit Invasion, Cream-Filled Holes, College Fuck Tour, Cum-Swapping Bitches, and Huge Dicks, Little Chicks. You'll also find a huge variety of themed picture galleries not related to the site's core theme, but interesting nonetheless. They're all logically grouped (anal, blondes, teens, softcore, etc), but I did encounter a few server errors where it couldn't find the corresponding galleries at all.
There's definitely more to do at AdultAssociate.com than you could cover in the three-day trial. The site's core content is good, but all the extras really give it some legs. Forty dollars may seem steep, but what you're getting here is fresh, entertaining, and plentiful. Swing on by, hang with Ron Jeremy for a few, and see who becomes the next Adult Apprentice, and who gets told, "You're Fucked!"
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