Site: www.actiongirls.com Cost: 3-day trial: $4.95, 30 days: $34.95, 90 days: $89.95 Genres:: All Girl, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Models, Plot, Softcore, Uniform Condoms: No One-line summary: Sexy heroines wield weapons while whipping out their own luscious, oiled bombs. Reviewer: Scott Axelrod

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As Schwarzenegger plays with politics, Stallone rehashes old heroes, Steven Seagal gains weight and Van Damn...wait, what the hell has he been up to? Anyway, as the Hollywood action hero of years past seems to have ridden off into the over-budget,  bad sequel-laden sunset, it’s refreshing to know that there's a sub-genre of sexy, adventurous babes willing to whip out their ta-tas while brandishing weapons and hunkering down to both kick and show off some major ass. ActionGirls.com is an interesting take on the nude model experience as it combines all of the endearing ingredients of Grindhouse, B-grade, exploitation action movies, and packages it as a large collection of naked and semi-naked chicks doing a lot more than just lying around and airing out their crotches.

With a fully-loaded stable of sweaty girls to aim at, members are given a fairly open-ended opportunity to explore a large selection of high-quality photos, screen-caps and wallpapers that capture this feisty group of heroines wielding the concussive firepower of semi-automatic pistols/rifles, rocket launchers, flame flowers, knives, nunchucks and an assortment of swords, while alternately showing off their luscious, swelling, oiled bombs and beavs. Whether slipping out of tight leather or lacy lingerie, each of these femme fatales is hot enough to the point that you’d be willing to wave a white flag attached to your wiener just for the chance to see them up close and let them beat the crap out of you during a long interrogation session.

Streaming/downloadable “movies” of each girl’s body of work (QuickTime, RealPlayer, Windows Media Player-formatted) are relatively short, and play out like the coming attractions for the type of flicks you’ll see being played in the early hours of most premium cable channels. With a strong resemblance to homemade music videos paired with heavy, distorted Speed Metal/Industrial soundtracks (provided by bands such as the legendary Ministry) we’re only really given a small dose of the girls firing off round after round, rolling around in the dirt, or fighting with bad guys in one typical warzone set-up or another—but, they’re naked! For those with extra patience, each gal’s clips are somehow tied together under the premise of episodic storylines, as others find them hosing down sports cars (and themselves), riding atop military vehicles and posing like they would were they being filmed for Playboy video centerfolds.

Little more than a long promo page for full-length DVDs (sold separately) ActionGirls.com is an engaging experience if you’re into girls-with-guns style softcore stuff. Even with all of its blatant kitsch, you should still be able to find yourself with a hand deeply entrenched in your underwear, with a firm grip on your own piece of readily cocked hardware.