Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Just about a year ago, high-strung parents around the country got their panties severely bunched up over an X-rated mini-game uncovered in the PC version of the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas video game. The scene, tagged as “Hot Coffee,” was neither hot nor contained any coffee, but rather, the main character “CJ” getting blown by his girlfriend, who he then doggy fucks with the help of the player who controls the action with his control pad. Gamers feared conservative Congressmen would place tighter regulations on game makers, and exterminate all of the violence, bad words, and pixilated tits, that have become major selling points to older players, biding their time between unemployment checks, or letting off frustration after a rough day at the office.
 ThreeD-SexGames.com has a similar look to the “Hot Coffee” hack, except for the fact that players here don’t have to find weapons, steal cars, or rescue the princess, as they’ll be too busy customizing their own personal princes and princesses, before deciding how they're going to go about getting them to cum. After quickly downloading the software and plug-ins for the nearly identical games 3D Slut and Sex Villa: 3D Slut 2, players must pick from a handful of female characters and a male/female partner, or play in first person from their own POV. There are multiple settings to stage your experience, including the living room, photo studio, beach, bedroom, locker room, bathroom stall, and the “Hall of Ceremonies” which takes you back in time to the Victorian era.
 It's at this point that your creativity or apathy comes into play, as you can either leave the characters as they are, or customize every aspect of them to your own specs. Whether you want to provide a quick and painless breast augmentation, a landing strip or bald bush, a manicure, or a makeover—you’re in control. Let out your inner fashion consultant by left clicking the outfits you want to see her in, or just keep her naked. There is also the somewhat creepy “Pimp My Pussy” feature, where you can open up the area wide enough for a midget to crawl into and take a nap.
 Using the on-screen icons, you’re free from peeping toms to have your way with your bride of Wankenstein, as you can control a male or another female character to carry out your fantasies for you in multiple positions. Do you like groping titties, slipping in a finger or two, or rubbing ice over areolas? Click the hand icon, and move the mouse around. Want her to masturbate with a banana, a beer bottle, a cigar, or a lit candle? Cuff her to a St. Andrew’s cross and paddle her, or watch her ride the Sybian, while you adjust the speed knobs. For every action, there is a pretty decent artificial intelligence-based reaction. She’ll clearly and audibly moan, instruct you what else to do to her, and when the on-screen stimulation meter peaks, she’ll cum. She might be faking it, though, as it’s kind of hard to really tell.
 Although there are thousands of combinations for you to concoct here, and the extra option of spraying pop shots all over your creation and then wiping them off, the game tends to grow stale and repetitious after a while because there ultimately isn’t any mission for you to accomplish or goal to achieve. It’s somewhat fun to arrange the characters and have your own photo shoot. Each pic you take with the on-screen camera icon is saved to a photo album and stored on your hard drive. In fact, all of the shots featured in this review were set up and taken by yours truly. I got a little carried away, took a few hundred and painstakingly had to narrow it down. I don’t know how proud I am of this, but I did it all for you who’d rather be blown by a virtual girl than be a super video-game hero hauling a full arsenal and blowing things up. What can I tell you? I’m a guy.
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