Site: www.2chicks1pricks.com Cost: 3-day trial: $4.95, 30 days: $24.95, 90 days: $59.45 Genres:: Threesome, Anal, Bisexual, Blowjobs, Cum swapping, Fantasy, Menage a trois, Porn-star, Toys Condoms: No One-line summary: Every man’s fantasy vicariously experienced through the bruised and abused penises of professionals. Reviewer: Scott Axelrod

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Before checking out, or moving on to being a lot less alive, it’s likely every dude with a beating heart and throbbing boner’s fantasy is to be on the receiving end of two chicks worshipping his weiner well past his second cumming. 2Chicks1Prick.com sets out to turn daydreams into frothy day-creams, with a reasonably solid selection of ménage a trois action. Pairing up some of the prolific penile manipulation experts and gifted goo-gurgling gals in the game, these hard-on inducing handicap matches should likely have you falling off the edge of your chair and not even caring if you have a concussion or compound fractured wang.

With an undercard of just under 20 bouts, you’re immediately faced with the tough choice of which threeway to watch first. All-stars the likes of rambunctious redhead Audrey Hollander (who takes on real penis and a fake one at the same time); the smoky-voiced, jiggly-breasted Sophia; tight, petite Deja Daire; blonde hottie Hillary Scott; and, blue-eyed brunette Alissa Star, all work well together teaming up and going down on some overly grateful swordsmen in loads of creative configurations.

Pulling double duty, the always aggressive and insatiable Tory Lane (an unquestionable definite for any orgy invite list) comes packing a full clip of bisexual ammunition as she alternates between burying her face in snatch and deep-throating bobbing dong. In a clip with little blonde Brooke, after spitting on the camera and extensively abusing her own vag with a ribbed dildo, she unselfishly wields the rubber cock like a lightsaber to assist in double-stuffing the overwhelmed young nymph to the point of exhaustion. Alongside Gabrielle Brooks, Ms. Lane ferociously tugs this one dude’s silly putty-like pecker like she’s trying to literally jerk it off.

Split into shorter clips and viewable in streaming/downloadable Windows Media Player and QuickTime, all the scenes vary in clarity, with some being a little grainier than others. But, every pussy-to-butt-to-mouth poke and sailing drop of splooge is more than clear enough to recognize in a lineup. The sex here is fast-paced and highly arousing, because technically you’re being served a dual course of hot lesbian action coupled with hard, sweaty hetero. Everyone is clearly enjoying themselves because—who wouldn’t be? Matching pic galleries accompany each scene and offer up a reasonable selection of solo and girl/girl glamour shots and mostly clear screencaps.

In a worn-out and tender nutsack, although it isn’t the type of site large enough to loiter around and lotion up to for weeks, 2Chicks1Prick.com is definitely a first-rate venue designed for threesome seekers who’d give their left nut to experience the fantasy firsthand, but in the meantime are undoubtedly willing to settle for living vicariously through the bruised and abused penises of the professionals. Bonus material includes all access to MuchJunkInTheTrunk.com, TalesFromTheCrack.com, FuckMySkull.com and a few other sore-orifice causing locales.