Site: www.24inchesofpain.com Cost: $35/month, $6.95/5-day trial, or $3.95/3-day trial Genres:: Big Dicks, Black, Group Sex, Interracial Condoms: No One-line summary: Mr. 13-inch and Mr. 11-inch will do you right — if you’ve got the patience to load their videos. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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The premise of this site is that two black guys, whose combined penis size equals 24 inches, comb the streets looking for white “hoes” to take home and fuck.

When you go to watch a stream, you can choose between 56k and 300k. Sure, 56k loads in no time, but the picture’s so blurred, you can’t really tell one orifice from another and that’s no fun. So I opted for the 300k clips. Most of the videos are broken down to five clips, and each clip takes eons to load. In fact, I made a list of things I did while videos were loading:

· Started a load of laundry
· Washed dishes
· Took a shower
· Visited my grandma
· Put the laundry in the dryer
· Burned some CDs
· Read a Dickens novel

Ok, just kidding about the Dickens novel. But the rest is true.

So finally when the first clip loaded, I got to watch maybe five minutes of the two guys picking up a girl on the street — an interaction that was very clearly staged and not spontaneous — and just as the silly banter seemed to be leading to something hot, the clip ended and it was time to start loading the next one. Note to self: don’t even bother watching clip number one — SO not worth it.

While I waited for clip three of another girl to load, I checked out some of the pics. The first time I clicked on a supposed link to photos, I was inundated with pop-ups and the main window vanished. Ugh. Patient reviewer that I am, I tried another and was successful, although I found the photos to look posed. The girl was looking into the camera in almost every one.

Alas, clip three finally loaded, and whoa boy was it hardcore. The girl was screaming for mercy as one big black schlong fucked her pussy and the other shoved itself in her mouth despite her attempts to avert it. The clip was about five minutes long, and they were five good hot minutes. But just as the climax was nigh, the clip ended, and I went to fold my laundry while waiting for clip four to load.