Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 If cable TV insists on running old sitcom marathons, and spending hours upon hours extrapolating on the highs and lows that took place in the lives of forgotten child actors, why shouldn’t the hard-working women who receive faces full of ejaculate have a countdown of their own? Well, 1000Facials.com does just that. Updated weekly, the site features some of the most popular professional porn stars and load-loving amateur actresses in thousands of video scenes and photo galleries, that all culminate with the ladies taking freshly squeezed full-on facials.
 It isn’t made completely clear how those included in the list are chosen, or if any other factors besides the amount of jizz splatter are taken under consideration to place them in the numbered spot that each is given, but does it really make a difference when you’re given the opportunity to check out tons of high-quality hardcore action? As I write this review, there are just fewer than 200 models to check out, with some girls capturing more than one position on the list. A calendar displaying all of the future inductees for the remainder of the month is prominently posted on the main page. Once the site reaches its goal of 100, there’s no doubt that it could be considered one of the premier online facial presentations around, except for maybe Maybeline.
 With so many hot women to choose from, it’s hard to pin down any specific stand outs, but I was pleased to see that a few of my personal favorites made the list: #21 Taryn Thomas, #94 & #107 Taylor Rain, #92 Lanny Barbie, #88 Sophia, #177 Crystal Clear, and #133 Alex Divine. I applaud the producers here for some fine decision-making skills, and not trying to butter up any famous butterfaces. Once you select a list member, you’ll find a streaming/downloadable video scene, broken into several clips, and viewable in QuickTime and Windows Media. All of these are approximately 30 minutes, and start off with a faceless director briefly interviewing the girl before sticking it to her in multiple positions, or only requesting that she fellate him. All participants display a variety of unique penis-pleasing powers (kind of like the X-Men if they blew each other), before the man with the gland erupts all over her anxiously waiting face. He stands back for a moment to carefully scrutinize his work and congratulate himself on how many facial features he managed to submerge, before we fade to black. Each clip is very clear with excellent picture and sound.
 The photo galleries vary in size, but contain large collections of high-resolution clothed and unclothed posing pics, and far-better-than-usual hardcore screen caps captured from the video content. The only negative aspect I found here is that all of the thumbnails mushroom into full-page spreads that you have to scroll up, down and sideways, detracting from the photos’ high quality, and making them a little less enjoyable to look at. Different pixel proportion options would have worked better here.
 Slightly aggravating photo-sizing aside, 1000Facials.com should unquestionably appease the facial-cumshot fanatic and the high-quality pornstar picture/video aficionado. These ladies are risking stinging eyes and gummed-up hair for your amusement. While, come to think of it, are also enjoying age-defying, healthy-looking, glowing skin with a significant reduction in the appearance of lines and wrinkles. So, I guess it actually works out well for everyone.
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