Title: Young, Dumb, and Filled with Chocolate Cum Studio: Evasive Angels Director: uncredited Cast: Nadia, Adrianna, Jay Star, Myrian, Patricia, Lucy Thai, Mark Anthony, Darren James, Max Black, Max Canada Genres:: Interracial, Anal, Blowjobs, Internal Cum Shot, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

I love chocolate in all its forms. Whether it’s shaped into a bar or baked into a cake, I could eat chocolate every day of my life. However, I found that the “Chocolate” in this DVD has nothing to do with Hershey, Pennsylvania. Surprisingly, it’s about black porn stars having sex with eighteen and nineteen year old French-Canadian women—a few of which could stand to visit an orthodontist. Then again, who am I to be picky?

There are six scenes, each with the same setup. We are introduced to a young lady who gives an uninspired interview with the cameraman. She is then joined by two naked African-Americans (except for Max Canada, the token African-French-Canadian in this production), who insert their penises into any number of orifices and ejaculate inside, and then encourage the women to squeeze the recently released white matter back out for all to see. No matter how many times I witness the “cream pie” phenomenon, I never seem to like it.

Nadia proudly states in the bonus footage that she does not use any birth control. This does not stop her from taking loads from Mark Anthony and Darren James in her fertile crescent. “Push all those babies out,” one of the men exhorts. Yep, that’s responsible filmmaking alright.

Aside from that humorous comment, there’s nothing really exciting going on here. You’ve seen all this before. You’ve seen the rotisserie. You’ve seen a girl try to get two penis heads in her mouth. You’ve seen Black guys with big shlongs put them in extremely pale White women. One thing you won’t see in this DVD is double penetration. I’ve gotten spoiled from seeing a lot of DP in the movies I get to review. So when I see a movie with two guys and one girl and they’re not going that extra twelve inches, it just seems like a waste of DV tape. I mean, the guys are there, so why not?

Bonus features feature the common photo gallery, behind the scenes footage, and ten minutes of trailers. Actually, the trailers were the best part of this DVD, especially the theme songs that play over them. When I give this DVD to my friend Dean (he’s the lucky guy that gets most of my review copies), I’m telling him to go straight to the trailers.

“Young Dumb and Filled with Chocolate Cum” is like a lot of the movies I have to review. It’s good enough if you want to break out the Vaseline and have some alone time, yet it’s not truly spectacular. The hardest part about this job is trying to find different ways to say that last sentence week after week. Young,Dumb,andFilledwithChocolateCum Young,Dumb,andFilledwithChocolateCum

   Email this review to a friend