Title: X-Girl Studio: Caballero Director: Jose Gaspar Cast: Cyane, Lana, Monica Barros, Gabriela, Veronica Bella, J. Lee, Fabi, Katiane, Ellen, Adriano, Junior, Eduardo, Anderson and Ken Genres:: Straight, Amateurs, Bondage Condoms: Sometimes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

“X-Girl” is a sensory minefield. And I don’t necessarily mean that in a good way. This is yet another clunky export from Eastern Europe that makes me want to wave an American flag and scream “Buy American!” On the other hand, this production is creatively a slight step up from most of the videos I’ve watched from that neck of the woods. And there are enough young, hot, and sexy babes abound to keep me from totally cashing in my leftover Euros.

The opening is flashy and kinetic, like a trashy music video from the Ukraine. The Euro-Trash pulsating synthesizer music would not be out of place at a bondage bar in Berlin. The first girl up is a sexy brunette in fishnet stockings, who bounces her butt to the camera (but don’t they all?). Her butt and the rest of her are plastered on a wall of T.V. monitors behind her. This is the leitmotif of all the other scenes -- why show your ass once when you can wallpaper it on twenty screens? Of course, with all that ass exposure, guys are bound to show up to get a closer look. In this case, two extremely muscular Storm-Trooper types join the party and all three have a stompin’ good time. As I said, the brunette is really cute… and very enthusiastic (wink-wink).

The next bit has a redhead wearing a very weird bondage-type mask, while a brunette is chowin’ down on her chia pet. The redhead’s pussy is so wide the brunette practically gets her whole fist inside (after she gets past all the leather Dresden-wear).

And so it goes. The next segment involved a very slippery pole-dancer. Another has a brunette in a red leather one-piece swapping spit (and other bodily fluids) with an Asian babe and a studly black dude. Again, the segments are serviceable (there’s certainly a lot of servicing going on… yuk-yuk), in a sweat-and-grunt sort of way.

I suppose director Jose Gaspar does what he could to creatively spice up “X-Girl,” given the usual budgetary cap most videos that do n't have major female porn stars on the cover are constrained by. But I do believe a little more “outside the box” (pardon the pun) thinking is needed, because the whole down-and-dirty genre of simply showing pretty-non-English-speaking-girl-chowing-down-on-big-Serbian-cock without the benefit of some kind of story is getting real old. At least for this reviewer.
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