Reviewed by Robin Perez
OK, I had a couple of problems with this DVD, let's just be honest from the start. And I know many of you are fans of Rocco's movies but I think I know why I've personally avoided his films throughout the years. Don't misunderstand me, I still give him props for being a terrific performer, casting his films with beautiful European women and directing scorching sex scenes. However, Who Fucked Rocco? just had so many flaws it's hard to get a good jerk from it.
It starts out real promising. Katsumi and Rocco have just gotten hitched and Katsumi is smoking in her white lingerie. She's even more smoking when Rocco is reaming her ass, first with his cock then with a champagne bottle, which I gotta say was way cool to watch champagne squirting out of Katsumi's pussy. I really don't want to get into the plot, but I was totally confused by it. There's just so much foreplay before any actual sex happens, but when it does, it stops, begins, then stops again, then begins over and over again.
Venus finally decides to have her way with Rocco, she strips him and we're treated to many full frontal views of Rocco completely nude while we're only treated to occasional glimpses of Venus' pussy and asshole. Venus is one of the most beautiful women in porn but she does this whole scene in an S&M outfit that covers up a lot of skin.
Instead of beating up on this film even further, let me just quickly run down a few more low points. There's lots of dialogue - OK, it's a Rocco film and he likes dialogue - but a lot of it doesn't have anything to do with the plot unless I missed out completely on what the whole thing is about. Lots of closeup shots of the guys, and there's an annoying midget who seems to be everywhere in this DVD who's there for the comic relief.
Ron Jeremy makes a brief cameo in this, and I would rather watch him nailing some girl and providing the laughs than this disturbing looking troll. The scene where he actually gets laid - he's treated to a few pity handjobs and partial blows - is just disgusting to watch, worse because the girl is just so stunning. And his private dick of a partner has got to be the most annoying male performer I have ever seen and I've watched a lot of porno in my life. This DVD is supposed to be a comedy but I didn't get the joke at all.
One more thing, if you're a Katja Kassin fan, she's only featured very briefly posing and about to get laid on a yacht. If you want to watch her get banged, check out the extra features for it. Alicia Rhodes is also listed as a performer but she's only featured briefly in the actual film. She's in Katja's scene in the extras and while Katja is one of the best performers around, this mini-gangbang turns into the Alicia Rhodes show once she shows up.
I know Rocco won't lose any fans based on this review but I can't give this DVD my endorsement. Scene one featuring Rocco and Katsumi is one of the best scene's Katsumi has ever performed in and I totally dug each babe, minus Alicia. There are tons of great Evil Angel products out there, but unless you have a thing for male closeups or are into midget porn, check out what else the Empire has on the store shelf. WhoFuckedRocco?
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