Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
White Washed, though not one of the best adult films we’ve seen, is a cut above run of the mill. A few things set this a cut above average porn. First, the starlettes are all very attractive. Nina Bonet’ in particular displays a classical kind of renaissance beauty that is somewhat breathtaking. The other girls, while not necessarily one in a million gorgeous are all very attractive in their own right. Second, the sex is all pretty solid. In general both performers are into it and enjoying it, and the director manages to shake some of the more tired porn rythyms. (You know: BJ (no pussyeating?!), standing, doggy, reverse cowgirl, sideways reverse cowgirl, splooge. Bo-ring.) If there is something that detracts from this flick it’s that the studs are kinda ugly. Sorry ladies, at least they do a good job.
Nina Bonet’ is first up, starting with a little cutaway striptease, the motif that will intro all the scenes. Despite the fact that Nina is very good-looking, and in spite of the fact that she is paired with the somewhat homely but hugely talented Brit-stud Mark Wood, this scene has trouble taking off. Sometimes I suppose, two stars, even high-caliber ones, just don’t click right. The scene is OK, but it lacks the enthusiasm of the other vignettes. Still there is some good stuff. They make out for one thing. Hear me now porn industry: kissing is too much ignored. It’s a sexy thing. Why leave it out or make it look like ritual cannibalism? Further props for lingering shots of the women being eaten out and fingered. We want to see her cum. We WANT to see her pleasure explored and focused on. Many of us want to see her cum WAAAAAY more than we want to see him squeeze one off. So again, kudos to the studs and the director of White Washed for that.
Next comes Barbie Express, who may have the coolest porn name in the biz, sporting a pink fishnet dress. Hot. Brian Surewood however, needs to be told that Hulk Hogan called; he wants his do-rag and white-trash goatee back. This scene is OK. Again, a lot of focus on stimulating her (woohoo!), but nothing out of this world.
This next scene really sings. It’s Kelly Star (HUGE fake knockers) and Mark Davis. These two are obviously old friends who have worked together before. They know each other’s quirks, and how to make the other squirm with pleasure. The long seductive fondling and suckling of Star’s beautiful bejeweled clit and pussy-lips is one of the most erotic things we’ve ever seen. This scene is worth every penny.
The last scene, featuring Audree Jaymes and Alex Sanders, is very good, but it has a hard act to follow. Nevertheless, Jaymes’ performance makes her stand out as an up-and-comer.
“So,” you ask, “is this film racist?” the answer actually is “no.” Despite some stupid copy on the box, the film has no subtle racist creepings. It’s just some talented porn stars doing their thing. In porn, where everyone is objectified equally, the fact that all the guys are white and all the gals are black is really just a sort of visual flavoring. Like chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla. WhiteWashed
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