Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
A show of hands, please: Who wants to see white women? Who wants to see full-bodied white women, and not some skinny thing showing more ribs than a backyard barbecue? Who wants to see these full-bodied white women having good, hard, fun sex? Right then, here's your copy of White & Thick. Enjoy. I sure as hell did.
There's no need for introductions here, no, that's not FilmCo's bag. They know what we want. If we've just put in a DVD labelled "White & Thick", we want to see larger-than-average white women. FilmCo, bless 'em, understands this. So they bring the women right out, let them strip, turn around a bit to show us their ample charms, then go right in for the fucking. And oh, how they fuck. There's an eagerness and love of fucking shown by these amateur women that you just can't find in the jaded "pros" that infest other lackluster grind tapes. And it's hot. The men in the scenes may be rather skeezy, and have more tattoos than the women (a first in recent memory) but that only adds to the amateur charm.
"Larger than average" is a misnomer here, as the women really aren't huge. This isn't a fat fetish video, not in the least. The women are big and busty (and in almost every case naturally so, which is refreshing) but not grossly fat. When they're fucked hard, there may be a lot more that's jiggling than you're used to seeing, but trust me, it's not such a bad thing here.
These women also look seemingly attainable to the average porn viewer, which is the real appeal of amateur porn. It caters to those of us who like our women looking attainable rather than goddess-like. "Who knows?" a successful amateur film suggests. "You might stand a chance with this woman. If the tattooed gas station attendant can come all over her face, why can’t you?" So it is with White & Thick. It's that successful.
The only real problem, aside from a lackluster lesbian scene in the middle, is that there's no model listing apart from the names on the DVD cover. There's no opening or closing credits, and no way to tell which girl is which just from watching. That's what the Internet is good for, I guess, though it would've been nice to have that information right from the start. (Perhaps I should've asked "Who wants to see anonymous, full-bodied white women?") But it all works out in the end, though, because the scenes are so damn enjoyable. White & Thick is truly a worthy addition to any amateur aficionado's collection. White&Thick
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