Title: Where the Boys Aren't 19 Studio: Vivid Director: Chi Chi LaRue Cast: Monique Alexander, Briana Banks, Lanny Barbie, Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Lexi Marie, Mercedez, Stefani Morgan, Tera Patrick, Tawny Roberts, Savanna Samson Genres:: Girl/Girl, Fantasy, Feature, Lesbian, Porn-star, Toys Condoms: Yes Reviewer: R.W. Hulme

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If you’re like me, you’ve got a thing for girls in hot little Arabian outfits – like Barbara Eden in that old show ‘I Dream of Jeannie.’ Sure, it was a ridiculous premise (how many American-accented, blue-eyed blondes were there in ancient Persia, anyway?) but didn’t she look cute?

Well, for Jeannie fans everywhere, flamboyant porno producer Chi Chi La Rue has conjured up a film fixated on that fetish – the 19th installment in the ‘Where the Boys Aren’t’ series and the first one that’s dedicated exclusively to ‘Arabian Nights.’

It’s a premise that’s elegant in its simplicity. Teaming up a team of some of the sexiest ladies in porn, Chi Chi La Rue has unleashed them on a pile of pashminas and told them to ‘get busy.’

So if you like the belly-dancer outfits and all the other accoutrements of Arabian fantasy, this is the DVD for you.

Split into about half a dozen scenes, ‘Where the Boys Aren’t’ is interspersed between outright orgies (including the utterly awe-inspiring finale) and more intimate twosomes and threesomes between luscious leading ladies.

Industry legend Tera Patrick is the alpha in this harem, but there are some other impressive faces writhing about on the cotton and silk - like twins Lyndsey and Lacey Love, who get on opposing ends of a double-ended glass dildo (just don’t think about the ethics of that one too closely.)

It’s all very sexy and sensuous. ‘Where the Boys Aren’t’ has always been one of the pinnacle series in all-girl porn, but in the 19th chapter, Chi Chi La Rue’s lingering close-ups and wide-angle embraces reveals he has an obvious knack for capturing the erotic intensity of ‘girls loving girls.’

As far as I was concerned, highlights included the use of glass toys (which many of the stars lavishly lubricated with slathering licks of their tongue) and some really exotic positions. It’s simply astonishing how many variations there are in putting tongues, asses and pussies in close proximity!

But the real strength in ‘Where the Boys Aren’t’ is as an ensemble piece. It all comes together terrifically – a very complete package.

Ultimately, ‘Where the Boys Aren’t’ made three promises – lesbian love, Arabian fantasy and high production values (like you’ve come to expect from the series - and from Vivid, the studio who produced this installment.)

It doesn’t disappoint on any of them. I highly recommend it.