Title: What I Really Wanna Do Is Direct Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Richard Mailer Cast: Jennifer Dark, Venessa, Tina Wagner, Magdalen, Stella, Sarah Blue, Tera Joy, Kamil Klein, Steve Holmes, Robert Rosenberg, George Reno, Manuela Zvon, Max Cortes Genres:: Couples, Anal, European Condoms: Yes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

Wicked goes to Europe! Translation: new faces, more anal, and those funny French accents.

The sex is undoubtedly watchable, but the scenes in between get a little painful sometimes. If you’re looking for a porno about making porn, look elsewhere. The premise for this particular flick is an eager Jennifer Dark shadowing a director (Steve Holmes) during a day’s auditions, presumably to learn some finer points about the art of directing.

I say presumably because the dialogue is often unbearable. You might prefer bad English to bad dubbing, but the words that come out of these mouths range anywhere from farcical, to distractingly bad, to plain incomprehensible. Save for the ever lovely moaning and groaning, this makes most audio aspects of this movie sub par – the music is cheesy and not in keeping with what is some pretty hot sex.

The settings for today: a disgruntled coat-check deciding to fuck and blow his load over the arrogant director’s coat (featuring covergirl Vanessa); an on-stage threesome with Steve and an actor/actress; a couple watching auditions from the balcony; a pseudo-fantasy group lesbian sequence; the inevitable Steve-Jennifer scene, and lastly, the janitor and a chick who misplaced her vibrator.

The threesome was unenergetic, and the girl in the very last scene not the hottest thing to have walked this earth (which doesn’t say anything about her performance, mind you).

Redemption comes in the Steve-Jennifer scene – which as plot climax always gets a little head start. It also helped that it had tons more position variety than usual, and more screen time than the other scenes. Jennifer’s done the younger woman role before, and she does it well.

You’ll be extremely hard pressed to find me naming a lesbian scene as the best of any given movie, but the one here is a class above. An imagined scene, we have four girls in a rock band partying it up and three of them eventually get it on. They start out getting down and dirty alongside the only good music of the movie, and with less and less layers of (fantastic) costumes, and more and more dildos making their appearance, the love flames start getting more intense.

We are talking limbs everywhere, growling and moaning group sex here. It did not go unnoticed that firecracker Tera Joy was one of the three girls involved. I recently saw her in a differently flavored production also with Steven Holmes where she absolutely tore up the screen with an explosive performance. I’m pleased to report that she can bring the same rip-roaring passion to all girl scenes.

Bonus scene is about the same quality as the rest of the movie, with a lady who’s a little prettier than the rest.

An up-to-standard Wicked production, but if you want better quality, full-blooded European porn, check out the work of Pierre Woodman.