Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Ever wonder why you don't see girls eat cum in Vivid movies? They lick it up maybe, catch some in their mouths or on their tongue, but they never gobble it down. Why? Because unless you're very kinky or dangerously protein deficient, the idea of eating the white goo is revolting. And yet if you've ever seen a Rodney Moore movie you know that this is his specialty. I've seen his girls swallow it out of a shot glass, from a spoon; I've seen them lick it up and gulp it down out of doggy bowls. But most often they eat it directly from the tap, i.e., Rodney's oversized, uncircumcised member.
For this alone his stuff is not for the faint of heart. That, and the girls he picks aren't always the, um, cream of the crop. But, I love everything the man commits to tape. Can't help it. Even as my brain tells me to run to the toilet and hurl, my dick is loving any woman whacked enough to want—or at least be willing—to do this.
We Swallow follows Rodney's tried and true formula. Plain Janes performing really nasty acts? Check. Camera work consisting of nothing but handheld POV or extended tripod takes? Check. Cheesy, old-school set-ups? Check. As an added bonus, Rodney —who brings "dirty old man" to new heights of auteurism— even sneaks in a pregnant chick, Laya. Not, like, super, ready-to-drop preggers, but, oh, I'd say late second trimester-ish. What's cool is that he works her distended belly into the storyline.
And so it goes. In the next scene, with Britney Noel, he helps her out in her ambition to win a big breast contest. She sucks him off with gusto, jerks him off into her hand, and gulps down the load. The third scene is perhaps my favorite. It stars an average looking, albeit stacked with a beautiful pair, girl named Kayla Cam. Rodney rolls up on her and another girl having a vicious catfight. Her shirt gets ripped, exposing the aforementioned lovely breasts, and he offers to give her a ride home. They end up having sex. Maybe it's the size of his boat, or the motion of his ocean, or both, but she is waaaay into it.
There's something about watching a girl without model good looks —the type I could actually bring home— really get off, in every position in the book, that's a major turn on. Rodney breaks out this weird contraption that I think he should patent if he hasn't already: a toilet seat attached to a metal frame with a spring. The girls use it to sit down and bounce up and down on his cock. And he uses it to bounce his cock in and out of their mouths. He brings out that same thingey in most every scene on the DVD.
Like I said, Rodney's movies are a throwback to the earlier days of porn, when they were quirky and unpredicatable. Plus, almost all the sex is hot. That makes We Swallow 6 a winner in my book. WeSwallow6
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