Title: Vince Voyeur's Cum Swapping Sluts Volume 5 Studio: Red Light District Director: Vince Voyeur Cast: Vanessa Valenzuela, Cytheria, Alexia Knight, Cassandra, Cathy Oz, Britney Alexander, Lily Lee, Mya Johnson, Ember, Brianna Blaze, Erik Everhard, Joel Lawrence, Michael Stefano Genres:: Cumshots, Blowjobs, Gonzo, Oral Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Cum-swapping sluts are a curious breed of slut; since they greedily wrest climaxing penises away from others sluts, one might think ill of them, only to find that, moments later, there they are: generous, selfless, sharing seminal and salivary fluids alike. Vince Voyeur’s brand of “Cum Swapping Sluts” demonstrates to us all their cum-divvying expertise, but just exactly how are they still swallowing strong at volume 5?

Doe-eyed Vanessa Valenzuela and her equally barely post-teen friend Cytheria, begin an awkward litany of how they plan to please each other. They would have been infinitely better off curbing their verbal efforts at arousal, and concentrating more on gussying up what appears to be a somewhat feigned sexual attraction to each other. Cautious pecking aside, they do well with Michael Stefano, taking turns fellating and fucking him, culminating in the films opening cum-swap, with Cytheria playing the role of mother bird, perching above Vanessa’s open mouth and dribbling Stefano’s load onto her wriggling tongue.

Alexia Knight and Cassandra import their cum-swapping know-how from north of the border, as these two French Canadians fondle and grope each other, turning their attentions to Manuel Ferrara, who rims his way into their hearts. They respond in kind with a choice of 3 holes each (6 holes total) from which he can choose; he selects all 6, finishing the job in Alexia’s mouth, who tints Cassandra’s face a creamy shade of white, swapping by way of a darting tongue and lip-smacking kisses.

We’re then treated to a Joel Lawrence double feature, as the dependable everyman romps away, first encountering a pair of bland Aussies, Cathy Oz and Britney Alexander. Britney’s self-described “J-Lo Booty” is sadly unable to elevate the scene above mediocre. Lawrence’s constant barking of orders (“Suck your friend’s tits!” “Kiss her – keep her mind off her asshole!”), the girls’ initial avoidance of each other’s nether-regions (one lowlight included Lawrence demanding that Britney suck his cock, fresh from Cathy’s vaginal humidor; Britney gives his slimy member a horrified, nauseous one-over, but dutifully swallows it whole), and the general malaise that seems to set in by the time Britney gets fucked in the ass, prove to be the film’s weakest link.

Lawrence continues with Lily Lee and Mya Johnson, two nervous African-American females, who clumsily undress each other. Unlike the previous Joel Lawrence scene, however, Lily and Mya seem to never allow themselves even passing enjoyment – Mya’s arduous anal scene is rife with strained groans and whimpering, and Lily’s deer-in-headlights glare seems permanently affixed to the camera.

Finally, Ember and Brianna Blaze undress and fondle each other, trying hard, in vain, to come across as sexy. Erik Everhard enters the scene with his usual boyish wonderment, moaning “wow, yeah!” several times over. Brief oral, a total lack of anal (a rarity with Everhard), and some dull vaginal finally all culminate in a softball toss of a cumshot, which Brianna catches for the final out, sharing her victory in uninspired sex with Ember.

The first half of “Cum Swapping Sluts Volume 5” is solid throughout; however, everything thereafter had something of an overtime feel to it – everybody seemed to be waiting to go home. Also somewhat disconcerting was the quality of the actresses. Someone of Vince Voyeur’s stature should have been able to weed out the carnal duds. Baffling still is the box cover’s trumpeting of Voyeur as the film’s director, while the closing credits list him as a producer, while David Luger directed. This confusion of names will hopefully deflect the blame of a mediocre film to the truly guilty party.