Title: Vanilla Cream Pies Studio: Colossal Entertainment Director: Martin del Toro Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Deja Dare, Trinity, Jamie Brooks, Shy Love Genres:: Internal Cum Shot, Anal, Blowjobs, Feet, One-on-one Condoms: No One-line summary: This film starts out mediocre, but only gets better. Great for anyone with a foot, blowjob, anal, or....kitty? fetish. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

If nothing else, this film has consistency. Each scene starts out with a girl lapping milk (or is it the infamous sweet, fake jizz mixture?) out of a glass and meowing like a cat. Each scene has a bit of foot fetish in the beginning with the girls sucking milk off their own toes or the heels of their stilettos. Each girl deep throats her partner and gives mini-blowjobs in between positions including ATM after anal. Most scenes have some anal, and with the exceptions of Lauren and Deja, most of the girls have unsightly boob jobs

What is inconsistent is the heat. Lauren’s scene starts out with a ridiculous amount of moaning over her glass of milk. Does anyone believe she’s really that turned on by any milky white substance? But a skill the natural beauty does have is deep throating. Unfortunately, here is where one of the poorer directing choices was made. The camera angles are often highly questionable and shoot from the bottom. Even people who enjoy drool and spit and sloppy blowjobs may not find it appealing to have the drool drip onto the actual lens or have the view eclipsed entirely by too much saliva (or the girl actually licking the camera). The rest of Lauren’s scene is fairly disappointing because she doesn’t seem genuine at all. A disappointing performance from an AVN starlet of the year.

In scene two, you immediately notice that Deja has a bit more heat and believability. Her partner is a little nastier which suits Deja well. In fact, the BDSM bent creates great chemistry between the partners and adds some real heat. The fucking is HOT and Deja is quite believable. These two are so hot you have to wonder if they are a couple off-screen. In fact, apart from the kitty gimmick it starts with, I’d rate this a 5-star scene.

Headliner Trinity gives the sloppiest blowjob in scene three, but once again the questionable camerawork puts so much drool on the lens it is difficult to see the action. Trinity is certainly hot, but feels like a less genuine Deja. Overall, a mediocre scene. Next we have Jamie Brooks with an unsightly boob job, but gorgeous picture-perfect pussy. The camera angles again show a distorted, bulging face and throat and accentuate the man’s asscrack; he just has a hard time keeping himself from cumming. Jamie seems genuine with her pleasure and would be really great here, but her partner just isn’t cutting it.

Shy Love, one of the more gorgeous girls on the film, ends the film in a scene where she deep throats even her partner’s longer-than-average prick with amazing skill. Shy’s genuine orgasm is certainly a highlight of the film, and bonus…her partner’s gorgeous too. This hot pair goes into a reverse cowgirl anal with some strong heat and a noisy, obviously powerful orgasm for the beautiful Shy. The heat between these two is almost as strong as Deja’s scene, and together the scenes pull this film out of the sub-par category. No special features.