Title: Valley 911 Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Jonathan Morgan Cast: Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Devon Michaels, Cherokee, Kaylani Lei; Eric Masterson, Brad Armstrong, Cheyne Collins, Stephen St. Croix, Taylor Zen, Alex Sanders Genres:: Oral, Comedy Condoms: Yes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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One thing porno does extremely well is parody. Batman became Splatman. Malcolm X became Malcolm XXX. It’s rare, though, when porn mines TV. But that just what the folks at Wicked have done with Valley 911, a sexy send up of Comedy Central’s Reno 911.

For those unfamiliar with the TV show, the sitcom is a parody of COPS, the long-running reality series where police take down bad boy criminals. Reno 911 follows a motley crew of donut-loving, quick-drawing, poor-shooting, slow-witted Sheriff’s department misfits who rarely get their man and often let the bad guys get the best of them on Reno’s not-so-mean streets.

The officers in Valley 911 patrol the steamy cul-de-sacs and strip malls of the San Fernando Valley, the epicenter of the porn industry. Deep-pocketed Wicked is one of the few companies that can pull off a parody like this, and director Jonathan Morgan is the right guy to do it. He gets the show’s fast cuts, cinema verite feel and irreverent humor. There’s comedy throughout and something that resembles a plot, but the sex, unlike many of the one-liners, is not limp.

The sexual shenanigans begin with the first cop call. A tip on domestic disturbance leads to Devon Michaels getting her hard body worked over by a scruffy-looking Alex Sanders. Devon’s pussy takes a serious pounding in a variety of positions during the rough encounter that’s capped by a messy facial. Eric Masterson provides running commentary on the steamy sex before trying to arrest the pair.

Next up are rogue cops Steve St. Croix and Trevor Zen, who decide to leverage their badge and get a little ass by threatening to shut down a porno movie set. Keylani Lei and Cherokee are the exotic honeys the film’s director entrusts with keeping things up and running. They don’t disappoint, offering up a head clinic and their sexy bodies in a steamy but all-too-short scene.

Busty Julia Ann is brought into to secure a confession from a tight-lipped Cheyne Collins. Julia displays a soft side, lightly kissing and caressing her stud, but then she’s the one who’s pumped, as she grabs hold of the interrogation table and lets the suspect have his way with her, even going as far as taking a facial in the name of justice.

A prostitution sting leads to more mishaps. Jessica dresses up like a pro and gets picked up by john Brad Armstrong. While a fishnet-clad Jessica awaits her distracted backup, she gets into character and gives stellar head and full access to her pussy like a real whore. Whether on all fours or on her back, Jessica gives the camera great face -– one that is coated by scene’s end.

In the final scene, two of Reno’s finest decide to not let the criminals have all the sexual fun. Julia Ann gives head to partner Eric Masterson, who promptly plops her on the cop car’s trunk and returns the favor. Then he bends her over and tears into her, getting some doggie and reverse cowgirl, all while keeping his shades on.

With the makings of a plot and hit-and-miss gag lines, this is a movie tailor-made for couples and the hotel crowd. If you’re watching porn for one-liners, you probably need to reevaluate your porn or your humor. But if you like groaning at the sex and the jokes, then this might be your flick.