Title: Urban Peaks Studio: Polaris Empire Director: Corey Jordan Cast: Amber Michaels, Honey, Saltine Diamond, Josie James, Lezley Zen, John West, Tyce Bowe, Frank Fortuna, Matt Lockwood, and Kurt Genres:: Big Tits, Anal, Blondes, Blowjobs, Couples, Cumshots, Oral Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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“Urban Peaks” makes an attempt at conveying just what would happen if the big breasted girl next door consented to fucking you and letting you film it. While likely aiming for the low budget look that brought the “Blair Witch Project” so much success, the Polaris Empire succeeds only in creating an amateur looking piece that does little to titillate.

The first scene with Amber Michaels gets straight down to business after a quick strip tease. We get a great shot of Michaels’s ample rack as we watch her get it in the ass and then doggie style. Unfortunately the light is glarish in this scene, and the camera work grainy, compromising our view of her clit rings. This is good for the actor, though, because the fuzziness obscures the fact that his penis often appears limp. Perhaps in an attempt to alleviate this problem he spends some time fingering her ass before aggressively pounding into it. There’s a quick position change before he cums all over her tits. This is followed by an exceedingly brief shot of double penetration with some dildos, a segment far too short to even try to imagine that she’s getting any pleasure out of it. In fact the entire scene smacks of two people getting it on just to get paid, and I, for one, at least need the façade that they’re getting some enjoyment out of their sexual maneuvers to take any satisfaction from the scene.

The rest of the film continues in the same lackluster fashion, with the grainy camera work continuing to remind you of the poor overall quality. Saltine has huge breasts, which are nice to watch as they bounce around while she’s getting fucked, and she delivers a skillful, if slobbery, blowjob, where we get a nice view of through an interesting shot between the actor’s legs. He eventually cums in her mouth, completing the last element of this rather formulaic scene.

The final two scenes are as unspectacular as the rest of the film. After completing the standard strip tease we have the dubious pleasure of watching Josie’s pimply ass as she gets fucked; it looks much like she has a diaper rash. Her attempt to look seductive as she sucks her partner off falls short of the mark and only succeeds in reminding us that this is only a movie we’re watching, and a poor one at that.

Lezley Zen is probably the hottest chick in the film, and it is a pleasure watching her work two dicks at once. They get into some interesting positions as she blows one guy while fucking the other; it’s obvious that they’ve studied their copy of the Kama Sutra. What could have been the only decent scene in the movie is marred by the cumshot; somehow Zen manages to look crazed as the guys erupt on her; she looks much like a rabid dog with all that cum on her face and the wide eyes. Mmmmmm, sexy.

For me, the shag carpeting and tinny audio sum up this film; it has all the elements of that home porn you made which has somehow found its way to the video store’s shelf. This film, like many of those home movies, was better left unmade.