Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Pat and Sam are a couple of (perhaps unwittingly) Brechtian auteurs based in some innocuous corner of Denver. Their films are forthright about their poor production values (unsteady camera work, unreliable sound levels) as they only add to the authenticity of the product, for Pat and Sam trade in, well, trade, creating delightful escapist fantasies in which young ‘amateur’ performers get it on for the camera, films more philosophically challenging (documentary or ‘mockumentary’? reality or fantasy?) than most porn. Thankfully, they’re also a lot hotter.
Up to No Good’s first scene stars Kyle, a handsome-enough fellow whose words are almost inaudible due to the aforementioned poor production values. Kyle contentedly shows off his tacky tattoos and compared to the younger men who appear regularly in this studio’s films, takes a while to get it up. For a horrible few minutes, it seems like he won’t get off, but of course, he does. That’s the whole point of this film.
Eighteen year-old CJ is up next, and the titles inform us that he’s now doing commercial porn, which makes sense as this lad is a classic gay-for-pay twink with a slim body and a cute face. Most enjoyable about his brief scene – aside from serving as a reminder that teenage boys can come at the drop of a hat – is that CJ doesn’t need porn on the tv to prod him; he just whips it out and gets off, eyes closed almost the whole time.
Joel’s segment was recorded by the star, in the privacy of his home, lending the scene an intimacy that most of these scenes don’t have, since the voice of the off-screen camera man is not present. Joel has a cute body, though I was put off by the way he manhandles his flaccid dick into an erection, to say nothing of the hideous lighting. When Joel finally does come into his wadded up boxers, he dashes to the camera in order to catch a close-up of the main event, but it’s pretty anticlimactic. Stoner boy Preston is next and he’s not, though the cameraman says so, “handsome,” though he’s not without his spaced-out charms and he delivers the healthiest come shot thus far into the movie.
The final scene is different from the previous in that it presents three men at once: the quite handsome Jamie, the boy-band handsome Austin and the acceptably attractive Louis. The sound is so bad that it’s better to just hit mute and enjoy what happens.
The boys strip down (Louis grinning with a delight that belies his claim to heterosexuality) and start off just enjoying their own, private moments. Jamie can’t stop eyeing his neighbor’s dicks, so it’s no surprise when he cuddles up to Austin, who obliges Jamie’s dick with some tender stroking and licking. A full-blown threesome unfolds, and though the boys are all gentle with one another, there’s no kissing, which I thought too bad. Despite some flirtation with Jamie’s little pink asshole, the action remains strictly oral. The sight of the boys checking in with the porn movie that’s playing in the background , making sure their dicks stay hard, clues us in that these boys are straight. The smiles on the faces of all these boys, though, say otherwise. UptoNoGood
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