Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
Unzipped is pretty and polished, but this is a typical assembly line porn—and the dialogue reveals the more queeny side of many of the models, which may spoil the fantasy for some. The men are mostly smooth, young and blond, and get it on in typical settings—beds, couches, poolside.
Jason Ridge is lean and muscular with a great tan, and gets it on in bed with thin, pale Tony Bishop. Bishop has an enticing tattoo on his thick dick, which Ridge worships with his mouth, even giving him a nice ball licking. Bishop talks dirty a lot, but it feels forced. There’s an unusually close—and welcome—shot of Ridge sucking and teething on Bishop’s nipple. Ridge is one sexy, seasoned top, doing Bishop sidesaddle and missionary, and when he sits his spectacular ass down on Bishop’s thick cock, his verbalizing sounds real. But Bishop outdoes him with a showering, shooting load.
The next scene is for lovers of thin blonds. Jake Havoc, who is thin but developed with a huge cock, meets Brett Mathews (who has wickedly black roots under a bleach job) on a stairway. Havoc sucks Matthews through the banister, but soon they join each other on the same level. It’s always a pleasure to watch a guy getting barely half of Havoc’s cock in his mouth (my TMJ flares just watching it). Havoc licks and fucks Matthews with two fingers, then makes Matthews break a sweat by ramming that big cock in his ass, missionary and bending him over a window seat. But it’s Havoc who looks incredible sitting on Matthews’s cock while stroking his own huge cock.
Things get quite twink by the hot tub outside. Devin Bleu has BJ lips that jump off the screen, and is paired with equally young and lean Matt Van Dorn—who has feathered hair! They suck each other off then pull a spy out of the bushes—blond (yes, another one) Tyler Austinn. Austinn may have to suck them both off, but he also gets to fuck them both up the ass. The best part of this scene is the trio of cumshots.
And suddenly, amongst all these twinks, we have some men! Jed Willcox is a slice of dark heaven, with a thin layer of hair on his broad, tanned chest. Matthew Green has an all-American frat boy look. There’s some frottage (I don’t blame Green for wanting to rub his cock against Willcox’s tight torso), Willcox gives a mean blowjob, and then fingers Green’s pale white ass. This is one of the most intimate performances in the entire movie. There’s intense energy between these two, passionate kissing, and an awesome vision of Green spreading his cheeks and sitting down on Willcox’s cock. This explosive scene saves the movie…unless of course, you’re in it for the twinks. Because in essence, this scene is out of place in a movie focusing on more youthful, underdeveloped men.
Pretty young blonds with a feminine edge are the main focus of Unzipped, which has very little rimming and simple, straightforward cock sucking and ass fucking. There are a few standout performances, but most of the performers seem to just be going through the motions.
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