Title: Under Pimp Arrest Studio: Smash Pictures Director: Martin Del Toro Cast: Mr. Johnson, Lori Alexia, Taylor, Amenah Blu, Roy, Lee Bang, Angel Eyes, Bishop, Sidney Capri, Beauty, LT, Stacey Cash, Sylvio Genres:: Plot, Black, Blowjobs, Fetish, Menage a trois, Strap-On Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Smash Pictures' Under Pimp Arrest, is an amusing train wreck, where no one gets hurt and everyone gets off. At the top of the film we meet Mr. Johnson one of Los Angeles' premier pimps, he is the guiding force behind this night of pimp madness. Mr. Johnson, pimp extraordinaire introduces the viewer to Lori Alexia a woman new to the pimp game. We watch as he coaches her on the ways of trick turning then sends her off to seduce her first john, willing and able bodied Taylor. Their scene is lackluster until the very end when at Taylor's behest Lori Alexia places the patent leather heels of her Louis Vuitton stilettos in her mouth. Alexia uses the heels to hold the sides of her mouth open while he cums inside. If you have a shoe fetish and like cavernous spaces for cum collection by all means shake what your mama gave ya till it’s warm and sticky while watching the end of this scene.

Scene two is not for the faint of heart; if you are really into deep throating, watching upside oral action, and precum soaked saliva that is so thick that it can be used as mortar dripping into reddened eyes, then this hands down is the scene for you. When we catch up with Mr. Johnson he is escorting Amenah Blu to a motel to meet her regular client Roy, a man who is in need of her services to impress his business associate portrayed with ease by Lee Bang. Amenah Blu gives one of the most jaw dropping performances I have ever witnessed. It can be said and supported that every individual has unique and special gifts; Blus’ gift is that of saliva. She deep throats Bang for so long and with such demonic energy that one figures that his penile head has permanently replaced her uvula.

Watching as Roy uses a cream colored dildo to fuck her in his stead, which is a little bit of a head scratcher, but when he continuously spits in her face and on her neck and body while bandying about cute little john/prostitute epithets, as the viewer you have no choice but to get the Arnold Jackson, “What you talking bout, Willis” face. There is energetic pussy and ass fucking through out this scene, and the true money shot is not the male ejaculation but what is done with it. It starts as we watch Roy deep throat Blu with the dildo and continually give her a cum mustache. Blu then blows spit bubbles and uses the remaining cum and her tongue to wash the window, while Roy eggs her on.

In scene three, Mr. Johnson drops Angel Eyes off at yoga and meditation fan Bishop's. She uses her pussy and dick sucking skills to bring him to a higher spiritual understanding in his candlelit garage ashram. Eyes ends the scene when she drips his cum out of her mouth over the candles extinguishing them. In scene five LT and Sidney Capri are an affluent English couple who use Mr. Johnson's service to add excitement to their sex lives. When Beauty arrives at their door the threesome fun begins. This scene is awkwardly shot, the strap on wearing Capri often seems lost, and Beauty is easily distracted. In the sixth and finale scene Stacey Cash arrives from Sin City to alleviate the roadside pondering Sylvios’ marital stresses.

This award-wining DVD is a step in the right direction for director Martin Del Toro who brings a unique style and flow to this urban tale.

The scene selection section is fabulous. Once the viewer picks which scene they want to watch they are then given the choice of positions and money shots. This feature is great because there is always that one section, that has a move or a look that puts you over the edge, having this feature in the DVD stops endless rewinding and forwarding to favorite parts.

Mr. Johnson is an aspiring rapper whose music can unfortunately be heard through out the film, and if that doesn’t quench your thirst for bad pimp rap you can always listen to the accompanying CD soundtrack. The behind the scenes is a hodge podge of throw away material and the photo gallery is only okay. A couple Johnson's pimp friends can be met in the PIMPS section and the comedy club feature will produce a giggle.

This ambitious DVD has many appealing elements. The casting director gets a high five for the realistic male casting. The gents in this film are average middle age joes who could realistically use the services of a prostitute. It is attention to detail like that that makes this movie noteworthy. The actors in this film stayed in character for the most part and Mr. Johnson is a fun and lovable pimp, if there is such a thing. If you are into jeweled cups, booty shaking, and the lush and grimy pimps up/hoes down lifestyle this movie should be added to your collection. If you are not a fan of the genre get this film just to watch the debauchery of scene two, it’s the stuff of which water cooler talk and pink slips are made.