Title: Time Warp to the 80's #6: Pac Your Man Studio: Factory Video Director: None credited Cast: None listed Genres:: Gay, Compilation Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Here at SexHerald we pride ourselves on positive criticism and I’m going to try and stick to that method with this review, but there are times when a movie so terrible comes along you just have to take a deep breath and try to remember that you’re a professional. Time Warp To The ‘80s 6: Pac Your Man is such a film. It's a compilation of scenes from the ‘80s. On the cover, these scenes are touted as being “never before seen”. After you watch how awful these scenes are you understand why they were never scene before. What I want to know is who had the audacity to actually release such torture on watchers of porn. This compilation is so pathetically put together that the performers aren’t even given credit for their work. Not that if I were in this movie I would want anyone to know about it either, so I guess the performers lucked out.

The scene that epitomizes why this movie is so bad has to be the second. The guys in this scene are quite attractive and are eager to get it on with each other. The problem is that I can hear the director giving the performers directions. These guys literally stop what they are doing to listen. Okay so they have a behind the scenes thing going on here. I can live with that, but you would think that if you get to see the performers multiple retakes of scenes you would also at least get to see them shoot their loads. They suck each other, they fuck each other and then the scene abruptly ends. You've got to be kidding me, a gay porn scene without someone shooting their load is like going down on your grandmother. It’s unthinkable.

Now the rest of the scenes in this movie aren’t as bad, but just barely. The scenes are all pretty much the same, just different guys. I mean these scenes have to be some of the most boring scenes ever. Most of the couples don’t have any chemistry. Even when a guy takes a humongous dildo up the butt it’s anticlimactic. The scene lasts for ten minutes at most and you don’t get to see either one of them cum. Mainly because neither is aroused throughout the assplay. If you’re doing it and can’t get aroused, how am I supposed to get aroused by watching that? I have never seen a guy take such a large dildo up his ass with such a look of boredom on his face.

I’m going to say this once, do not get this film. I’m rarely ever this harsh with a film, but believe me this film is so bad you may want to pluck your eyes out after watching it.