Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The production quality on The Teacher is very low, reminding me of amateur film work via home camcorder. The movie starts out with Hayes walking on the street to a house in next door suburbia. She makes a phone call to a failing student asking him to go to see her for a personal discussion about his grades. We cut to the exact same shot of the street only this time the student is walking up to the house. Inside, the camera cuts back and forth between the teacher/student conversation about the student’s failing grades. The scene becomes repetitive as the student keeps saying “I’ll do anything” (we know, it’s a porno) and you’re patiently waiting for the horny teacher to seduce the student.
I’ve seen Dana Hayes in a few scenes here and there and have always had a gleam in my eye for her on screen persona. Hayes is an older woman and she portrays the sexy teacher/neighbor next door role very well. At first glance her voice and appearance come off as innocent and sweet, but before long she’s turned into a horny old sex fiend.
The action starts out at a slow pace with the teacher asking her student to lick and tease her, directing him in several different areas of foreplay. Finally the top comes off, the panties get moved to the side, and the camera gets up close for some nice shots of Hayes’ old woman pussy and her big, lovely ass. Hayes takes it lying down, riding on top, and bent over on the couch.
The second scene of the movie (and the final scene I might add) involves Lauren and Mickey D (whether or not those are their professional names I don’t know since the movie contains no production credits). Keeping with the classroom scenario, Lauren is dressed in a plaid mini skirt with white socks, a white top, and pig tails. Again the couple are in a bare room in a house with two chairs and a small table. The action in this scene is mediocre and the actors portray the sex as a rather mundane act. Mickey seems to have no excitement and Lauren is rather uninteresting, even with her clothes off. They both just seem to be, for lack of a better term, half-assing it. Plus the camera shots really don’t give the viewer much to work with.
Now, the cover of the box says “100% Anal Pounding Action” yet this statement is misleading. Hayes does some great anal work towards the end of her scene but anal action nowhere near dominates the sex in this movie. Even in the second scene with Lauren and Mickey D, the two never explore anal territory. It was a disappointment to not see any anal intrusion on Lauren.
The Teacher falls short due to the low budget production value (which includes the bland rooms each scene was filmed in, poor editing, and no official credits for anyone working on the film except for Hayes) and the lack of “100% Anal Pounding Action”. Some people enjoy low budget, amateur style production in their skin flicks but The Teacher just didn’t do it for me. With only two scenes on the entire disc, no DVD menu to work with, no cast list for the actors besides Dana Hayes, and a severe lack of anal sex, Flash Point Productions The Teacher left me sexually uneducated. TheTeacher
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