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Title:
The Reincarnation of Betty Paige
Studio: Metro
Director: Roman Pornanski
Cast: Darla Crane, Tanya Danielle, Amber Michaels, Ryan Conner, Guy DiSilva, Dino Bravo, Tony Michaels, Frank Fortuna
Genres:: Anal, Big Butts, Big Tits, Fetish, Porn-star
Condoms: No
Reviewer: Don Luis | Rating:
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Reviewed by Don Luis
Betty Paige fanatics rejoice! Her illustrious curvaceousness returns to the mini-silver screen in fantastic color and every bit the cartoon character brought to life, sporting a dastardly dangerous s-curved body that the Bing cherry colored drop-top Cadillac she’s driving would have trouble holding a line on. She’s joined by a bevy of buxom beauties that giggle and deep throat their way through more than two hours of 50’s retro style erotica.
,p>Appropriately captured by the more than veteran Roman Pornanski, Darla Crane is a, you will excuse the expression, dead ringer for the late great pin up-stress, and often reviewing the film into the double digit numbers, if those double D’s aren’t real, I’m turning in my press badge. Makeup and wardrobe have managed to perfectly match the camera friendly rich black tone for her hair and the platform high heels that strategically force the finely formed mounds of flesh to peek out from under the clearly far too short dress. But where our newfound sex symbol really shines in in pulling double duty with Guy DiSilva and Tony Michaels poolside. The only evidence of rigor is in the gentlemen’s pants, as Betty goes from side to side, gets taken from behind, swallows both men while, and even shows off her anal skills for as long as a normal sex scene.
Similarly stellar performances are turned in by Tanya Danielle and Amber Michaels who proves blondes have more fun during a back door bonanza that looked like Seabuscuit winning the Belmont stakes.
Pinup after pinup parade through the rest of Pornanski’s piece d’resistance and will no doubt have you wondering when the calendar is coming out. Anyone with a taste for the larger than life or nostalgic for a taste of the goddesses of yore must have this film.
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