Title: The Kronik Renee's Story, Chapter One Studio: Tyson Cane Videos/LFP Director: Tyson Cane Cast: T-Bone, Joseph C., Dean Dalcua, Renee Ford, Boom Boom, Quincy Scott, Panther, Bobby Blaze Genres:: Gay, Anal, Black, Blowjobs, Latin, Plot Condoms: Yes Reviewer: J. Saia

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If you can make it past the five minutes of unskippable ads and boring first scene, The Kronik is quite an enjoyable film. There’s a semblance of a storyline (man is writing a gay porn thriller involving some drug called Kronik), but, like most porn, is completely inconsequential. Said first scene involves nothing more than a blowjob performed and received by Joseph C. and T-Bone, respectively, who minus T-Bone’s abs, are not a pair to be remembered. Joseph C. looks underfed and neither one of them seem to be enjoying the fruits of their no-doubt lucrative labor.

The following scene is between the author, passably attractive Renee Ford, and his gorgeous boyfriend, Dean Dalcua. What begins with yet another long, repetitive blowjob given by Dalcua quickly morphs into Renee’s finger in his lover’s begging ass, as he deep throats his nice, thick member. The scene really takes off when Renee replaces his finger with his cock, fucking his partner doggie style, as he moans “give it to me, baby.” Dalcua moans a lot (and when I say moans, I mean whines as if in pain). If this is not your cup of tea, you may want to turn the sound down and focus on the incredibly pleasing aesthetic that is Dean Dalcua’s body. Eventually, Dean straddles over Renee and shoots in his mouth, screaming “I’m gonna shoot!” Unfortunately, Cane films this from across the room, keeping us at bay from Ford’s dessert.

As Renee tells Dean of his screenplay, we thankfully see it acted out for us by Panther and Bobby Blaze (a dead ringer for P. Diddy). Blaze disrobes in the doorway to reveal his incredible body (G.I. Joe lines and all), quickly wrapping his hand around the back of Panther’s head to force him onto his cock. Some chair play is deployed, involving some present-in-every-scene analingus before Blaze enters his partner. Sweat drips from their bodies as if they have been fucking for hours. Panther sits on Blaze’s cock, causing the chair to creak, the men to moan, and Panther to shoot his so-big-he-should-have-been-the-top cock onto himself.

In what is undoubtedly the most jerk-worthy scene of the lot, sinfully sexy V. Victor and Favian Gotthi discover the joy of sex in an alley. They are both blessed with impressive members and definitely know how to please one another (not to mention the audience). Generally, I skip through oral and get right down to sodomy but these men love it so much I couldn’t help but be roped into their pleasure. Favian takes charge and tells Victor, in his could-be-a-phone-sex-operator voice, “Look up at me,” as Victor sucks his dick. Favian fucks him standing up with an authority that made me want to say, yes sir, and oblige to his every desire.

Tyson Cane exclusive Boom Boom and Quincy Scott partake in every gay man’s fantasy: sex with a straight guy. Boom has Scott on his back in no time, slapping his hard dick over his asshole before he rams it in full speed ahead. Scott gets his turn up at bat, pounding into him doggie style, so hard that Boom cries, “You’re going to break my ass” in his sexy, Puerto Rican accent. After two hours, we finally see someone explode with one of those geyser-esque orgasms we always hope to have. Scott shoots all over himself, followed by Boom rubbing his own out onto Scott’s chest.

If delicious men of color, copious amounts of ass licking, and extensive blowjobs are your thing, The Kronik may be for you. If you’re a straight-up gonzo man, however, the so-called plot may stand in your way. But with the beauty of DVD, you can always just skip to your favorite parts.