The Hi-Teen Club #6, as non-stop hot as any wall-to-wall fuckfest could hope to deliver, will surely get viewers off, but it could just as well have been titled The Highly-Dubious Teen Club #6. The women here are all scorching, fresh-faced beauties, but despite all the plaid skirts and white tennis shoes, I can’t shake the lingering suspicion that this is just another classic case of 20-somethings dolled up in teenie regalia to exploit a profitable, popular niche market.
On one hand, you can’t blame Powerhouse Limited/Wildlife XXX for taking this approach. Hustler proved the formula works with its Barely Legal series, and it has been wildly successful for that house and others. Still, there is part of me that wishes that a porn producer would cut the shit and sell this stuff for what it really is: experienced girls, likely 20-somethings, fucking like their lives depended on it, period. I mean, I like girls in their 20s. They, like Ariana Jollee and Gen Padova, have no trouble proving that girls in their twenties generally know what they’re doing in the sack. Would it be a crime to portray the talent for what it really is?
Nevertheless, The Hi-Teen Club absolutely sizzles. All the girls are knockouts, and it’s difficult to take this flick in in its entirety because each scene rules in its own right.
Cover blonde Amber Rain and red-hot redhead Pason (the proof is in the pubes) kick off the proceedings with some mind-blowing Sapphic interplay before they are joined by British fuck film vet Mark Davis for an epic three-way. My favorite current video vixen, Ariana Jollee (apologies if I botched the spelling, baby, but I’m going by the box), heats herself up with various pastel-colored dildos in anticipation of two well-hung guys. One dude looks like the bastard child of Eminem and Jon Holmes, while the other is a borderline see-thru skeletal character who has seemingly managed to direct all of his fat intake to the junk region (I know I’ve seen this guy in other films, but shoddy male cast crediting begs the question raised by local rock-and-filth writer Sleazegrinder when we were lamenting the toils of the smut review biz: “How do you keep track of all the stunt dicks?”). Jollee takes a mock-disciplinary paddling before ferociously subjecting every hole to their large poles and offering one of her characteristic gushes to the party in the process.
Limber blonde Jaime Brooks adds the requisite schoolgirl imagery with her plaid red mini-skirt and serves up some anal athleticism as she rides her stud cowgirl with her feet atop his knees. Another Brit (refer to the aforementioned stunt dick conundrum) breaks up a lez-fest involving a pair of nubile hotties (Gen Padova and Holly Day) and takes command in the vociferous romp. The flick concludes with a one-on-one post-shower exhibit of bath time fun with the perky Kayla Marie.
So, if you can suspend your disbelief of the teen-touting title (not a tall order, mind you), The Hi-Teen Club #6 will surely satisfy any viewer looking for vigorous, no-holes-barred smut with experienced women, er, “teens”, who clearly prove they are wise beyond their stated years. TheHi-TeenClub#6 Email this review to a friend
