Title: The Hi-Teen Club 7 Studio: Power House Director: Artie Nolan Cast: Shawnie, Kimberly Kane, Gia Paloma, Jordan Styles, Jade Moore, Lolita Dita, Nick Manning, Joel Lawrence, Tony Tedeschi, Joey Ray, Ben English, Julian St. Jox Genres:: Young Women, Blondes, Blowjobs, Brunettes, College, Couples, Cumshots, Interracial, One-on-one, Straight, Uniform Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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The first thing I noticed when popping this one in was a notice that it featured auto-start and auto-replay, for those of you too busy to operate the remote. Actually, before that, I noticed that the wrapper was hard to open and things were misspelled on the box, which always a bad sign.

But after the first couple scenes, this one started to pick up and wound up better than I hoped. For that it has to thank two of its stars, blonde Shawnie and her brunette doppelganger, Gia Paloma. Both bring to this movie the qualities you look for in a teen-themed film - snotty looks and faux-bitchy attitudes. If you’re going to pitch a movie with “teens,” it helps to have them look and act like real eighteen-year olds.

Things start off with a lackluster scene starring Kimberly Kane and her bowl cut, before moving on to Shawnie, as promised on the fetching box cover. Shawnie rocks. She has a nice ass, as displayed in numerous close-ups, and the perfect looks for a film like this. My only problem with her segment is that she winds up humping a guy who looks like Billy Dee Williams. If only she could have a scene with a somewhat attractive man.

The next best thing would be to have her twin do it. Gia Paloma looks eerily like Shawnie as a brunette, and has the same snotty teen act down. Gia even brings along a sidekick, her geek-cute girlfriend Lolita Dita. The two engage in some two-on-one action with their man, with some of the most innovative positioning I’ve seen in some time. Gia is prone to being a little too into her orgasm bit. She’s either overacting or enjoying herself on a level that surpasses everyone else in the movie. Lolita’s awkwardly adorable, and although you don’t get to see a lot of her except as the tail end of a sex chain, check out her short bio in the DVD extras. You’ll have to stop the movie and hit the menu button to get to it, since it doesn’t come up at the start. She’s nervous, goofy, and real, like she just escaped from band camp. The bios are the sort of short interviews that would normally come at the start of a scene.

Jordan Styles also deserves mention. She’s pretty to look at, but she definitely can’t act. But that’s okay, it’s just a porno. She does two men, both ugly. Lily the camera avoids them for the most part and concentrates on close-ups of Jordan. The final segment has Jade Moore taking a facial in a competently-shot piece, ending the film on a good note.

The highlight of the set is clearly Gia and Lolita’s pairing. I’d personally skip the first and last segments, as they didn’t do much for me. If there was a way to put Gia and Lolita on auto-play and endless loop, I’d be happy.