Title: The Girls of Amateur Pages #5 Studio: CinemaPlay Entertainment Director: Antonio Rey Cast: Stacy, Summer, Mandy, Ritta, Louisa, Karma, Dominica, Tia, Ashleigh, Mary, Monique, Devon Genres:: Amateurs Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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From "the biggest amateur site online" comes a baker's dozen of wild amateurs ready for you to watch them take it all off and diddle their skittles. With Mathius as editor and Riloge doing artwork, you know you can't possibly go wrong. The highlight of this collection is the music and the beautiful women.

The DVD menu kicks off with a Schindler's List-type dirge, but don't let the Holocaust jams bring you down. These women float in and out of your life like tumbleweeds, and as soon as they leave you panting for more another sweet hussy comes along and takes you away on a journey of a private striptease and an even more private clit tease.

The first triumvirate gets you warmed up, Stacy, Summer and Mandy - all the kinds of stunners you'll see on the boardwalk. The music really gets you in the mood, especially by Mandy who sweats it off to an elevator Al Green type jam. Then they switch it up to brunette Ritta on a city rooftop, I imagine to be somewhere down home, because the music gets totally "hoe"-down. It seems they forgot to turn off the mic because you hear the wind and some distracting equipment noises, but then you realize they left it on for a very important reason, and that's so that we can hear Ritta's squeals of pleasure as she licks her own breasts. Behave!

Louisa gets funked up to a modern Lionel Richie-type soundtrack and gets down to straight-up finger banging. Karma's a bitch so they say - but to me she just looks like a raven-haired beauty that treats her vagina like a spittoon. By this time you wish that all adult actresses were amateurs; they're so relaxed and eager to please, and look like the girl next door - all performing for you.

Mary, our baroque cherub with skeeter bites on her buns and gigantic milkers, is the horniest in the land and has a gay old time with her bad self. Monique takes it off in the doorway of a log cabin to some Motley-sounding muzak, the kind of hard rocker that sounds so familiar, if it's not a rip-off another song it should be a major chart topper - so if you're reading this, Nikki Sixx, Mick Mars, Tommy Lee and Vince Vaughn, take note!

Finally there's Devon, a mannish Pam Grier type with an older, mature and muscular body. On the DVD menu there's a lackluster bonus striptease taking place in what looks like your in-laws' guest room to creepy sitcom conflict-resolution music. Then its back to the menu to watch the Amateurs #5 preview (don't bother - it looks exactly the same) to hear some music straight out of Enemy of the State. I recommend this DVD for the killer soundtrack, the fit babes, the hot strip tease action and the casual locations.