Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Fred Goldsmith is the archetypal gay porn star: handsome in a vaguely Eastern European way, with bulging muscles, shaved asshole and, more often than not, a healthy dose of baby oil over his evenly-tanned skin, he’ll appeal to any porn traditionalist.
The first scene of eight collected on this greatest hits disc is from Biker’s Bang #2. Goldsmith plays a leather-jacketed motorcycle tough and costars alongside four other guys just like him: passably handsome, perfectly toned, and eager to fuck. This makes it hard to find him in the crowd sometimes, but his performance is certainly up to snuff.
It’s even harder to focus on one performer in the ten-man dinner-party-turned-orgy scene from Chiseled. Goldsmith takes it like a man, swallowing a massive cock easily, happily even, and taking it up the ass like an old hand. No one loves an orgy scene more than me, but this one has two strikes against it: first, the performers divide into teams of two and three and don’t interact beyond that, and second, they’re all wearing the ugliest shirts imaginable and never take them off. I have no idea why.
The players in these movies do not know how to kiss properly, which is a turn off in the scene from Desires of a Gymnast Part 1: Secret Desire. Goldsmith licks his partner’s face the way a Golden Retriever might, but he seems to know how to do everything else well. In this scene and in the next one, from the movie Full Force, there are four performers, so this collection is perfect for those who like multiple players. There’s some nice, slobbery dick sucking in this scene, a departure because the sex in these movies tends to be very tidy.
Goldsmith and a friend are taking a tour of some caves in Blazing Waters #2 and are overcome with the natural beauty of the rock formations and one another. I like this scene: it’s slower, with more kissing, though it’s still that ridiculous, too-much-tongue stuff, and the boys don’t just strip down the moment the music begins. Plus, I like seeing Goldsmith straddle that cock with a frown of grim determination and some genuine pleasure.
I dislike the scene from Man-Driller for political reasons; I hate the fetish-ization of guns and the military, though it’s done with a light touch, and of course, the aim is to show some hot boys wearing camo tank tops and nothing else as they close their eyes and suck some cock. This scene stars six young lads – an altogether pretty handsome lot – and once again Goldsmith takes it up the ass like the champ that he is.
The costumes in Lovers of Arabia are hilarious, though I give the director an A for effort. Goldsmith stars opposite two young, slim types in this scene, a nice change of pace. He seems happy on his knees, sucking one cock and the next, but happier still pushed up against the wall, taking one cock – and then the other – up the ass. These guys seem to mean it more than the actors in some of these other scenes, making this the standout of the group.
A scene from Island Daze concludes the collection, and while it’s not exactly ending things on a high note, you could do a lot worse than watching our hero jerk himself off. It’s only appropriate, as you’ll be doing the same thing. TheFredGoldsmithCollection,Volume1
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