Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
This film features eight scenes showcasing the versatile talent Fernando Nielsen. Handsome in a thuggish, oily way, Nielsen is an able performer, if lacking in the star power that might make this collection indispensable.
The first scene is a threesome from the film Chiseled. Dispensing with context, the scene starts with Nielsen getting head from a youngish stud who is himself getting serviced by another man. Clearly, this film showcases a specific type; at times, I had trouble telling one dark haired (and otherwise hairless) muscle boy from the next. This is one of those scenes that’s long on the fake groaning, but for all the exhalations, it’s by the book stuff: a tame orgy. The close-ups on Nielsen’s asshole as he gets fucked are poorly lit and strangely unerotic, and there’s a lack of passion: though there are three men getting it on, each is having his own experience, separate from his partners.
While Chiseled is set in Greece, Lovers of Arabia picks up across the sea and features some ludicrous costumes, though the players slip out of those before long. This scene’s two bald bear types sport tattoos and goatees that are hardly Arabian. These two are making out when Nielsen wanders in, and before long they’re taking their turns with Nielsen’s big curved dick. Sporting a healthy tan, Nielsen looks great, with a statuesque physique (including a sexy raised pelvic bone that I would love a chance to lick), and I enjoyed seeing him minister to both his partners’ pierced cocks. Eventually, another lad enters the scene, and somehow he and Nielsen end up on the floor together. Seen out of context the vignette makes no sense, but it did make me eager for a trip overseas.
The remaining six scenes are in much the same vein as these two. Every scene ostensibly highlights Nielsen, but there’s no shortage of hot guys on offer. I wish the action were more intense: there’s little kissing and caressing, some of the come shots are weak, and we never see Nielsen, a heroic bottom, getting lubed or licked. The scenes are at times mechanical, without this other stuff to remind us that we’re seeing hot, passionate fucking.
The fireside threesome scene from Lumberjocks is nothing special, so skip ahead to the six-man orgy from Out of Control, which is hot, though Nielsen is outshone by some of his costars and the hilarious subtitles (“I’m totally fucking your mouth!”). In the afternoon adventure depicted in Sunstroke the action is a more romantic, since there’s only Nielsen and another fellow. The two kiss and come under the gorgeous Mediterranean sun.
Locker room horseplay leads to some serious action in Secrets of a Wrestler: Part 2 Slam (we should all be so lucky). Once again, Nielsen is outshone by his costars in this four-man scene (though a profile shot does showcase his massive, muscular ass). This scene, more than any other here, achieves real passion, and is the highlight of this collection.
Unleash the Beast Part 1 is a departure, a bondage themed flick in which Nielsen reclines and watches a young lad in a sling get his throat and asshole fucked, but our hero can barely get hard. For all the leather and chains, this is a straight up sex scene, so the faint of heart need not worry.
The film concludes with a scene from Water Jocks Part 1: Hard Competition, set in one of those Eastern European bathouse/spas that I’m always hearing about but have (damn it) yet to visit. Naturally, it’s very wet, with two men in the water and Nielsen watching from the shower, which is where most viewers will have to head too, no doubt, when done with this movie. TheFernandoNielsenCollection,Volume1
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