Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Wicked Studios delves into the past, present and future with its Blockbuster Pack a trio of star-driven adventure films that will satisfy your wanderlust. Adult film fanatics should get down on their well-worn knees and give thanks to the almighty Wicked for its marketing genius. Let me warn you, these films can and will induce hand cramping, fluid depletion and soreness below your Mason Dixon line. The Blockbuster Pack is like a well-known potato chip—once you pop you just can’t stop.
The films Space Nuts, starring the dazzling Stormy Daniels; Conquest starring the organically gifted and talented Jenna Jameson; and, Curse Eternal starring the undeniable Jessica Drake are an amusement park of porn. Wicked shows viewer gratitude from the stylish packaging featuring the ladies at their seductive best to the impressive disc display. The trio of previously released films are well-suited, all have adventure themes and hot blonde Wicked stars willing and able to satiate the viewers orgasmic needs.
Conquest, a pirate story of revenge and drive, is the oldest of the films, and stars none other than the biggest adult film actress of all time Jenna Jameson. Ms. Jameson blazed into history during the mid-90s and is well-known for her lobbying on behalf of the adult entertainment industry. A true feminist force, Jenna’s casting as a female pirate in Conquest is perfect. Her character seduces and fucks her way onto a pirate ship, and devours two crew members with her sidekick Anna, played with panache by Shayla Laveaux. The ladies feast on each other during one of the better shot scenes of the film. The heat in the scene is generated from the connection the women have, and the pacing and ingenuity of their lovemaking; look for Jenna’s unique use of a pearl necklace.
An exotic beach locale is put to good use by Vince Vouyer, who plays Captain Blackbeard. He and a native make a tiki hut hot and steamy. Vouyer is a walking ball of sex, his brooding dark looks make him the ultimate castaway fantasy. Watching as he expertly handles the islander is deeply arousing. From his deep pelvic thrusting to his large masculine hands, his is a performance not to be missed.
Conquest has a lot to offer by way of group sex. Keeping with the movie’s theme, the filmmakers offer four multiple-partner sex scenes. These scenes, in theory, are sexually stimulating, but the poor camera angles and frequent incorporation of distance while shooting stifle the penetration and thrusting footage.
Conquest, once fresh and exciting when first released in 1996, now shows signs of age. Written and co-directed by Jenna’s then-husband, Brad Armstrong, and Greg Steel, Conquest is a conflicted film. Though sexually stimulating, the poor camera angles frustrate and the loose script at times confuse even the savviest viewer.
Stormy Daniels and Randy Spears are a perfect comedic pairing in Space Nuts, directed by Jonathan Morgan. The film is a parody of Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs, with hints of the British television comedy Red Dwarf, and is an intergalactic adventure that thrusts the viewer deep into a sexually charged galaxy. One of the great things about Space Nuts is its thoughtful dialogue and continuity. The sex scenes are not forced and unlike Conquest, the camera angles are on point every time.
Stormy Daniels plays Princess Hubba Hubba, a bratty mess who only loses her attitude when she is on her knees sucking and fucking. Hubba Hubba uses her subjects as her sexual play toys and they like it. Daniels gives it her all in a great scene with a hologram. The stud, a nameless substitution for her evil overlord captor, is hot and sexy. He is the perfect fantasy guy to use on a day when you have the house to yourself and feel like screaming your lungs off. He uses long penile strokes and sexy nipple tweaking fingers to bring Daniels to orgasmic heights.
Princess Hubba Hubba's long0suffering android manservant, Jeeves, (think C3PO with a sex drive) is deliciously brought to life by the most underrated porn actor of our time, Randy Spears. Spears is a controlled and talented actor who has flawless comic timing.
Spears displays his comedic and sexual prowess upon becoming a sex slave on a floating casino. Spears, always the entertaining performer, is at his peak in this scene. Unlike other male adult performers, Spears is not afraid to moan his way through a great fuck, which is refreshing. When Randy Spears moans, the vibrations leap off the screen and down your pants. Always the professional, Randy Spears never drops character even when getting his dick sucked and pelvis pumped.
Captain Fucker, played by Evan Stone, is a great comic foible for Spears and a sexual delight with the blue-bodied Jessica Drake. Stone and Drake are on fire as a horny pickpocket and her prey. Watching Drake mouth Stone is titillating and her taut, hard body spray painted in blue right down to her clit, is nasty in the best kind of way.
Space Nuts clocks in at a little over three hours, which can be a little much even for hardcore porn fans, yet, Space Nuts is worth its weight in star dust.
The final film rounding out the Blockbuster Pack is Curse Eternal, which was reviewed upon release by SexHerald's Don Luis. Eternal, a film that toys with the Egyptian mummified films of recent years like Queen of the Dammed and The Mummy franchise, is a sexy historic romp through modern-day Los Angeles. Randy Spears, a Wicked favorite, once again makes an appearance as an archaeologist who finds and awakens a sexually starved ancient queen played to the questionable ethnically authentic hilt by another Wicked favorite, Kaylani Lei. The unstoppable Jessica Drake plays Spears' daughter, a chip off the old block in every way. Jessica Drake is a rare combination of brains and sexuality. Never do you doubt her character’s motives, sexual or other. Jessica Drake is every woman’s porn star; an attainable beauty and sexuality that many women can and will relate to.
Orgies, hot girl-on-girl action, an exciting script featuring a cast of Wicked favorites make Eternal a must-see. Like most Wicked films, the production values and acting are outstanding. The historic research will have hardcore fans of the ancient ruins scratching their heads, but think about it, if you want true facts you can watch the History Channel. If you want hardcore sex performed by the best and brightest in the adult game, there is only one place to go: Wicked.
The Wicked Blockbuster Pack is a must-have. It will provide hours of stimulation and the bonus disc is an extra special gift. The Blockbuster Pack will provide more entertainment and stimulation then anything you see this year; it’s a must-buy.
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