Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Ben Andrews, Lucas Productions new, ultra-hyped, not-quite-a-twink-but-not-quite-a-hunk and dirty dude next door, banters over wine glasses with the legendarily hung Chad Hunt and natural carrot-top Steven Poncé about who has the bigger dick. After a flirty bit of show and tell (Lucas loves chit-chat), Steven judges both Ben’s and Chad’s dicks ginormous. I still think Chad takes that cake but a certain length and girth, what sense is there in quibbling?
Then it’s time for our gossip hounds to reminisce about the ghosts of big dicks past. Steven shares with us the time he knelt at the altar of Johnny Hanson’s package. In the flashback, he actually challenges Johnny to give him every inch and give it hard. Steven chows down on Johnny’s huge member, then gets reamed in all sorts of positions, like a cat trying every angle on a couch. Johnny spins Steven around like a ballerina, fucks him some more and they both gush gobs all over the place and each other.
Ben then shares his tale from the dark side—the night he met Ryann Wood, perhaps too greedy a size queen. In the flashback, both eat out and suck off one another like sissies at band camp. When Ryann does finally get that jumbo dong up the chute, you really do believe he’s getting more than ever before. Yeeoouch! Go ahead and throw me in that briar patch next! Chad Hunt has never been the best-looking guy in the world; some might consider him just too plain Joe-looking for porn. But then there’s that Louisiana Slugger of a cock. He truly must be one of the biggest in the history of the biz. Chad tells about his meet up with twinky Tommy DeLuca. This kid is skinny, skinny, skinny—but in a doofy, lanky, luscious sort of way. You put these two together and Chad's dick seems
as big as Tommy’s head. There’s something super-sexy about the way this kid moans and grimaces, taking all that piping. Actually, he doesn’t take it all but that adds to the realism.
Now that the tales have been told, it’s time for tails to be poled. Everyone blows everyone. Naturally, it’s not that Steven gets the undoubtedly euphoric, if a wee bit painful at times, experience of having both Chad and Ben in him—not all at once, some times too much is too much! He loves the ride.
Be nice to have more rimming here, but with a title like The Bigger the Better, it’s clearly not the priority. Also, I mentioned how much Lucas likes to chit-chat… There are genuinely fun and candid interviews with the stars and their ever-inquisitive director here as well. TheBiggertheBetter
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