Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Since I was not alive during those rip roaring times known as the 70s, I can only truly experience the decade through the adult films of the time. Even though I love 70s style porn, some people just don’t dig it. However, some people are really into the reinvented 70s style as portrayed in such programs as That 70’s Show. Well if you’re the latter and prefer fake 70s to the original thing then That 70’s Ho is right up your alley. Throw in a few afro wigs, some funky colors, and lots of ball slapping sex and you’ve got the best seventies porn rip-off since…since…yea, far out man.
Although each scene in That 70’s Ho is special in its own way, Nadia Styles really got my gears turning. It’s the second scene to feature anal (the first was scene three with Roxy Jezel and John West) and Nadia’s ass is oh so cute riding Knox’s fat dick. Something about Nadia’s asshole is mesmerizing; you just can’t seem to take your eyes off it. Of course, it only gets better when she starts begging Knox to stick a finger up there. One finger becomes two, but two quickly become three and it’s around this moment that you start wishing to god that you were a porn star.
Knox and Nadia have great screen presence, which is a huge plus when it comes to film work where the focus is not on a brilliant script but rather on brilliant sex. By the time Knox’s dick is in her ass-after she has literally asked for him to shove it in-the sex is full steam ahead and you should be on your own way to an explosive ending.
Before you blow your 70s load, go back and check out Jenna Presley and Jack Venice. Though the sex is average with equal effort on both parts, Jenna pulls a surprise attack on the viewer and squirts! Now don’t think for one second that she gets a little hot, slaps her clit, and dribbles out some juice. Jenna is in the zone when she gets a great squirt going including a little distance on the shot.
Finally, just to switch things up and keep some real erotic style involved, scene five is a very nice lesbian scene between our two directors, Shy Love and Nadia Styles. Shy Love has yet to be seen on camera so it comes as a great surprise when she appears-afro and all- getting ready to fool around with that hottie Nadia Styles. They 69 for a little while before breaking out a couple of dildos to really stimulate each other with. The scene is more of a soft-core speed (don’t worry, there’s plenty of action) easing the viewer down from the rest of the film.
Love and Styles seem new to the directing aspect of porn as seen here. Sometimes the shot drags on, sometimes we can’t see the close-ups we love, and dare I say, sometimes the lighting was off. That 70’s Ho runs with a light mood of humor, coupled with performers who are really enjoyable to watch. Of course there’s also a photo gallery, behind the scenes feature, and a bonus scene. With good fucking, ridiculous wigs, and Nadia Styles super cute asshole 'That 70’s Ho' is a real gas for you far out swingers and hip cats, ya dig?
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