Title: Teenage Spermaholics Studio: Red Light District Director: Mike John Cast: Melissa Lauren, Lucy Thai, Kayla Marie, Ashley Haze, Patricia Petit, Jon Dough, Brian Surewood, Mickey G, T. Real, Billy Banks, Brian Pumper, Steve Holmes, Talon, Tim Swine Genres:: Group Sex, Anal, Cumshots, Double Penetration, Internal Cum Shot, POV, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Warning! This is not a self-help DVD. This is not a sanctioned product of any twelve-step group claiming to help the plight of teenage spermaholics. No, this is all about fucking, group sex, and cum dripping out of every female entryway available.

Our first story involves Lucy T. It seems boyfriend Mike John doesn’t trust her and thinks she’s been fooling around behind his back. Confidant Erik Everhard tells him that he’s sure Lucy is a faithful girl. We dissolve to an hour earlier to find Lucy kneeling in a circle of six dicks pointed straight at her mouth as she starts making the rounds of the uncut and denuded glans facing her. Lucy is a pro at keeping the men occupied, making sure nobody goes unattended. She accepts cum in her pussy, which she then squeezes out for all to see. This procedure is also repeated with her ass. I could have done without a close up of her freshly pounded and swollen, gaping anus, but if that’s what the kids like these days, who am I to judge? The session ends with her taking one cumshot at a time until her face looks like it should be in a Krispy Kreme display case.

The second scene is a one-on-one encounter with Patricia P. She’s a pretty inexperienced gal who seems to be putting up with the large member filling her vagina. Melissa L. is a French import who really gets into the group sex, and has an anal internal injection of her own to squeeze out for the camera.

Ashley H. takes it easy with a one-on-one. She repeatedly yells “I want to swallow your cum,” while she gets fucked. Obviously, this girl is powerless over semen.

Our last testimonial deals with Kayla M. We open up on a courtyard where Tim Swine is telling his friends how wonderful his daughter Kayla is doing in school. She comes home and gives the mail to her father who expectantly opens up her report card only to find out she is doing miserably. He goes inside and gives her a spanking that does not prove effective. For a proper punishment, Tim tells his friends to show her what happens to 18 year old girls who do poorly in school. Kayla has penises thrust at her every which way and takes sperm in her ass and pussy, which gets pushed out for public viewing. It ends with her face dripping with loads, including one thick glob hanging off her chin like Colonel Sanders’ beard.

The DVD includes a healthy amount of behind the scenes footage and a bonus scene with director Mike John having some POV action with Patricia. There is also the “Cumshot Recap,” in case you want to shoot right to the sperm.

I didn’t mind the two acted segments in this DVD. I found them oddly refreshing after reviewing so much straight-to-fucking action. The acting is very tongue in cheek with nobody taking anything too seriously. Now, I'm not a big fan of loads getting squeezed out for a second viewing, but if what you’ve read appeals to you, take that first step and admit you need to buy Teenage Spermaholics.