Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Elegant Angel and director William H. achieve a NBA worthy slam dunk with Teenage Anal Addicts This tongue in cheek film will make you touch yourself, cringe and double over with laughter. From the DVD cover, which features the multi-talented Leah Luv wearing a t-shirt that reads Sperm Bank to the main menu page that continuously plays an excerpt from the movie's laugh riot theme song, this film is a winner.
The jaw dropping theme song opens the film; lyrics include catchy phrases like “going up your church hole” and “cock is a drug they’ve got to get plugged.” We then meet Kat who is dressed in a very adult film version of the classic school girl look. Kat is sucking a lighted butt plug like it’s the original blow pop. She loves having her ass pumped and proves it by genuinely coming repeatedly. Kat gleefully licks ass dipped fingers and sucks a mean cock while upside down and red eyed. Keeping with the whole young and nasty theme Kat has no problems blowing spit bubbles around the penis of her much older scene partner who more than encourages her to suck his cock hands free -a theme in this film.
In a head-scratching moment, the gent straddles a seated Kat and stands on her wrist slapping her in the face with his penis. Kat is not the only person in the scene who enjoys anal pleasure. The gentleman rubs his bare ass repeatedly over Kat's willing tongue then comes on her mouth. This scene is by far the kinkiest of the film and should have been the big finish.
The pig-tailed Annie Cruz takes it in the ass like a pro in the second. The sex in this scene is energetic and true to life. Annie enjoys the butt fucking, and her partner proves it to the viewer by spreading her ass cheeks to reveal a red and raw anus. Upon ejaculation Cruz sucks the come off her fingers.
If you have a fetish that involves toilets and pussies, you will not be disturbed by the opening of scene three, where Sierra Sinn merrily squats over the porcelain goddess, panties around ankles, back pack by her side. She proceeds to call her boyfriend who comes over and plays penile hide and seek. The sex in this scene is great if you can get over the initial toilet action.
Leah Luv reigns supreme as a gay mag reading bad ass in scene four. Luv, the DVD cover girl wearing the aforementioned sperm bank t-shirt blonde pig tails and braces delivers a great performance. She is fucked into submission, and it is wetness inducing.
The film ends with Katie Ray who loves anal so much she plugs her asshole with a dildo before her partner enters the scene. Ray likes to be teased and lets her partner tie stockings over her eyes in a nipple hardening move.
Anal sex in adult films is often shudder inducing. During an anal scene it is not uncommon to hear a yelp of pain from the female participant. The yelp and the cringe that accompany it were completely lacking in every scene of this film, which is a feat in itself. If your personal definition of debauchery involves anal and young women, then buy this film a.s.a.p and upload it to your ipod. This film comes highly recommended; keep the fantasy going and skip the behind the scenes.
Whether you watch Teenage Anal Addicts alone or with a fuck buddy, make sure you have plenty of lube handy because you will definitely want to “go up your church hole” when the film is over. TeenageAnalAddicts
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