Title: Teanna Kai's The Masseuse Studio: Baby Doll Pictures Director: Rick Davis Cast: Teanna Kai, Rose, Layla, Rhiannon Bray, Pason, Sharon Wild, Loni, Dick Delaware, John West, Sergio Genres:: Feature, All Girl (Lesbian), Anal, Asian Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Although this feature insists on having a very thin plot, it wasn’t really needed. Actually, the plot was really an excuse to get people to go into a massage parlor, followed by improvised dialogue and, of course, sex. It was kind of amusing, in the way that the “pizza delivery guy” routine is always amusing.

Just like the silly plot device used to initiate sex, the action is also a bit mundane. That is to say, there’s nothing original here. However, the sex does have some energy and personality. The actors spend a fair amount of time engaging in witty banter while they’re having sex. At times, the banter can be a little annoying and other times, it can be quite entertaining. For instance, during one of her girl-girl scenes, Teanna Kai wants to know how her pussy tastes. “Does it taste like sushi?” she asks. Sure it’s a little crass, but for some reason it made me laugh. And I thought I’d pass it along to you, the consumer.

Now that I think of it, the feature is a bundle of sexual clichés. Nevermind the fact that there are no massage tables, only beds and couches, in the massage parlor. Forget the fact that the attempts at simulating massages are comical. This is pornography and some disbelief must suspended. However, from the “masseuse” concept, to the bed-rocking sex in the second scene between Dick Delaware and Pason, and the chorus of "oh yeah"s and "fuck yeah"s. In its own way, it’s kind of charming. Unfortunately, the unoriginal sex goes on into the third scene between John West and Sharon Wild. The scene was looking to break the porno mold and the sex seemed to go on a little too long in places. It was fun to watch, but there was certainly a point where I wondered when it would end.

A bright spot of the feature was the performance by Loni, a vivacious woman who provided a considerable amount of energy and charisma. Again, the action in her scene wasn’t new, but she did certainly act like she was having a good time, leaving her counterpart trying to keep up with her. In this day and age of pornography, where the men are constantly shoving the dicks down the throats of their scene partners, it was nice to see a woman face-fuck a guy a little bit. Loni did just that.

Because her name appears on the box cover, I assumed Teanna Kai would turn the most outstanding performance in the video. Unfortunately, that was not the case. However, she is fun to watch and she does appear in two scenes, both providing girl-girl action. To heighten the action a little bit, both of Teanna’s scenes featured toys. In the first scene she was paired up with Rose and they go through the usual girl-girl oral action. Then they produce two dildos and take turns using them on each other. Again, this wasn’t deeply passionate action and nothing that hasn’t be done before. In her second appearance, Teanna is paired up with Layla. The action in this scene is a little better than the first--it’s more passionate, more creative and, of course, toys are also used in this scene. The only difference being that Teanna uses a strap-on this time around.

For the most part, if you enjoy meat-and-potato sex, this is a feature for you. If not, you might want to look around a little bit more and see what else you can find. TeannaKai'sTheMasseuse

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