Reviewed by J. Kaleh
T&A Buffet is a four-part gonzo gem brought to us by Platinum X Pictures that, like its name suggests offers no shortage of treats for the viewer with varying tastes.
Course one opens with an appetizing clip of Isabelle Ice and Velicity Von quietly reclining poolside in fishnets, blindfolds and ball gags, while the none-too-shy cameraman makes sure we get a good look at what is in store for us later on in the scene. From here we get a short bit of girl on girl Domme fun with Isabelle, the cameraman’s proclaimed accomplice, leading Velicity around to the cameraman’s request. This part contains lots of slapping, licking, and fingering with a little anal thrown in while the woman gets warmed up and turned on (at least visibly) before Isabelle is led hands and knees into the house where their stud is waiting to get in on the action.
In this next bit, the leading man joins the cameraman and Isabelle in making sure that Velicity does not feel the tiniest amount of ennui. This is done with a combination of bending over, fingers, ATM, tongues, toys, DP, skin slapping, squirting, sitting, and spitting; all in ample amounts. And finally when all is said and done our two heroines get a quick jump in the pool.
In the second course the plot thickens with Jamie Elle who thinks she has lost her dog in the back yard of five very able bodied men. And I’m sure we can all imagine what she will have to do to get her little friend back. It is the group’s bearded front man that literally lures her into his house with his near expert doggy calls and it is he who lets Jamie know just what she’s in for.
After a brief oral (and vaginal) interview he takes her into the living room to meet the guys, and it's not long until the pants come down and the pressure rises. Now you may be thinking: “five cocks? Jamie, isn’t that too many?” Well, it isn’t; at least not for this dedicated dog owner, and soon she’s using all of her assets to make sure these men are all sufficiently satiated. As it turns out they didn’t have her dog after all, but they did say that they’d help her look for it.
See through blouse, pink corset white pants white heels, garter bell, ball gag; our third course stars the blond beauty, Ginger Lee. First thing we get in this section is a not too short not too long clip of Ginger Lee outside in the sun, showing off, head to toe, all of her wonderful assets. A smart move on Ginger's part as the next seen we find her gagged and tied up with a string of pearls to the front door of a house waiting for Prince Charming, Mister Right or perhaps the milk man to come along and save her.
I’m not sure who this guy is, but he’s well endowed and Ginger is very grateful. This we know because she makes it completely clear to him and us how eager and willing she is to repay the favor (watch for the camera man's reflection in the front door as it shuts behind our lusty couple) Once inside, Ginger really shows off for her rescuer: first on a carpeted set of stairs and then moving on to a davenport where these two really get nice and intimate with plenty of position changes and kisses galore. And then, after she’s sure she’s thanked sir sufficiently; it’s off for a swim. Or so she says.
Though parts three and four of T&A Buffet are both in the format of one on one heterosex; for dessert, we get a petit Asian woman by the name of Kitty. Served up on a green love seat, Kitty, after a brief comment to the view about our visit with her, is warmed up right before our eyes. Afterwards, the same man who so graciously warmed this luscious morsel set to work giving her just what she needed to fulfill our visit with her.
T&A Buffet is definitely good eats from appetizer to the dessert, leaving not a taste bud or fetish unfulfilled. Now, if you're still not satisfied; there should be plenty of hot leftovers and even a little treat of outtakes, in the DVD extras menu to fill that doggy bag of yours. T&ABuffet
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