Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
A modern day Cinderella story gone horribly awry is the best way to categorize The Sweetest Thing. It’s a story about Jane, an intelligent young girl whose dreams of happiness are plagued by her evil sisters (well, one evil and the other less evil and more condescending). Now she spends her days lusting after the local muscle man. As much as I hate (and I mean hate) a sappy story, I can’t hate this video.
I expected it to suck, I’m sad to say, but it’s actually pretty good. The acting isn’t horrible as it is in many of today’s adult features, and the story isn’t bad (to anyone that’s interested). But here’s the real kicker: the story is good, but the sex is mediocre. “So tell me, motherfucker, how can a porno be good when the sex scenes are lame, goddammit?!” you may ask.
Options, my fair consumer, options!
Many DVD’s give you the option of choosing scenes, and so does this one, but it also allows you to pick what part of the scene you’d like to see. If you want to see the foreplay in one scene, the fucking in the next, some oral after that, and then the cum-shot from the first scene, you can. So what if you don’t like the story, nobody said you had to watch it! The girls in this video are beautiful, their fake breasts nicely sculpted, and for those that give a crap; most of the acting and production isn’t that bad (plus there’s some fucking in a 1950’s diner. Bonus!). It all ends with Jane getting her beau, so the happy ending earns The Sweetest Thing 3½ Fish. SweetestThing
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